Alison Paravis

[Alison Paravis @abparavis]

@pburn_dmak Yeah, that guys mental health concerns me, he’s changed that sign several times and each time it’s gotten worse and worse.

[Val Arkoosh @ValArkooshPA]

Members of the PA legislature today voted to fine women who miscarry and force them to fill out this form. This is traumatizing for women experiencing incredible loss. Unbelievable.

[Alison Paravis @abparavis]

@pburn_dmak I’ve never been happier to not be republican. #nopepsiisNOTokay

[Alison Paravis @abparavis]

@pburn_dmak Wow.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Mar-a-Lago members are quitting in droves. Turns out, it’s just not the same if you can't hear the launch codes being shouted over the shrimp buffet.

[Alison Paravis @abparavis]

@pburn_dmak I can cancel people?? How did I not know about this.

[Alison Paravis @abparavis]

@pburn_dmak belieeeve you me.

[Alison Paravis @abparavis]

@pburn_dmak and “they’re special”.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Telling your kids that Rudy Giuliani was once respected is like explaining that O.J. Simpson was once a football player.

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

So Kavanaugh has already confirmed that:

1) he was hiding his angry, aggressive side.
2) he's vengeful AF
3) he is a hyperpartisan activist judge whose loyalty will remain with his party, not the country.
4) He can't be on the SCOTUS. Not now, not ever.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg is about to bust into the room and punch this motherfucker in the face.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Mr. President, the Committee reached no such conclusion — only Republicans. In fact, we did find evidence of collusion, despite GOP members being more interested in protecting you than learning the truth. When accusing others of lying, best not to misrepresent facts yourself. https://t.co/fIuKPGyEN1

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Just when I think Shaun White can’t do a different kind of board kick, this kid comes back out here every 4 years with a new type of spin flip that wets my khakis. Just threw on my white Oakley sunglasses from 8th grade and cracked a Mountain Dew. Might even text a girl later

[Brian Dawkins @BrianDawkins]

Just like so many of us have known for decades. Including those loved ones who have passed on... Philly IS sooooo doggone SPECIAL!!!! #Underdogs #SuperBowlChamps2018 #PFHOF2018 #WeAllWeGotWeAllWeNeed #Family #FlyEaglesFly  #Doggoneit https://t.co/LgKeaTHYtK

[Brian Dawkins @BrianDawkins]

Repeat after me.... THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!! #FlyEaglesFly

[Corey Clement @CoreyClement_6]

Philly .... philly ... philly ... that was all for you ! Thank you ... see you at the parade *drops mic *

[Jim Gardner @Jim_Gardner]

During a year when our politics have torn us apart, a football team has reminded us we have a common bond. Wouldn’t it be nice if that bond could last beyond the parade.
#eaglesfans

[Dan Bucatinsky @danbucatinsky]

This is a win for non-pedophiles non-racists non-homophobes non-misogynists non-haters across the land!
#ThanksAlabama
#Equality
#DougJones

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.