Alexander B Pekar

Aspiring retiree & prophit

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They been calling me Pekar since the 5th grade

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What is the fucking point of all this

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Sometimes the dj should just play some Madonna

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ROI?

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Why work for it when it’s not worth?

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Why work for it when it’s not worth?

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Thank you

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Send it lower please and thank you

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New obsession loading

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Who wears a drug rug to the office?

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Send it lower please and thank you

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Just get it

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Attack attack attack

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Homeless man walks up to me in my car while driving and throws a brick at me. What good morning this Thursday X

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Holy shit

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Where’s the roi

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Same day and everything

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The goal is to retire at half the age my boss retires at

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Can’t go to Florida

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NEW: Florida to ban sloth imports.

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Paid in proportion to the problems you fix

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You know what would be really great?

If these imbeciles would do the work correct.

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Why would I pick u

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No substance