Abra

VP of Prestige Worldwide

[Abra @abracvb]

I met bill Murray today in a gopher suit #BillMurrayOB

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Donald Trump is the type of person that would’ve pushed women and children out of the way to get to a lifeboat as the Titanic went down.

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

fatty @realDonaldTrump

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Women hate men as a SYSTEM, not as individuals.
Men hate women as PEOPLE.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

If Netflix cancels a show, they should be required by law to release an essay about what was supposed to happen next.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I'm liking your instagram photo from 8 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I’m not stalking you.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Booker G. Washington @BookerGWash]

Everyone who said Kamala Harris voters were fear-mongering in 2024 is fucking stupid.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My god, I just realized I'm now closer to 30 than I am to 20 (I'm 36)

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

everyday scary rn.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

A stranger's immigration status has literally never entered my mind or caused me any concern.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

[Zion @zionszzn]

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

[꩜ @laylology]

My guardian angels gets in contact with me through vanity plates and they just said something very interesting

[trash jones @jzux]

airplane: we offer FREE wifi

me: omg that’s amazing! and it works?

airplane: no 🔥

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

The worst person you know in real life is going to try and justify the murder.

[໊ @user0000O0]

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal and asexual