Tommy Dreamer

[Bloke “BG” Griffin @BlokeGriffin]

How I’m looking at the fridge on the last night of vacation after parents clearly stated they don’t want to bring any beers back

[John “Trig” Madoff @TrigpullGOAT]

So the guy is an nfl quarterback, makes 50 mil a year, wife’s up Maddison beer, and is slotted af. Fuck you.

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[Soccer Thoughts @_SoccerThoughts]

At lot of people have already said it. But I’ll join the chorus. MLS will never be mainstream until they get all of the theatre kids out of the stands. This is embarrassing man.

[Scythian Pervert @ScythianPG]

Being right-wing in the COVID Era was so surreal, it was like being the only sane person in a world of mass psychosis

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

The type of picture I take after having 2 drinks and getting some sun

[Leland @ItsLeland]

A straight white woman speaking out against left winged politics in an all gay and black left winged league is tremendous heroism.

[Adam @Srygler500]

I mean this is the same dude who gives his people big bonuses from his shows budget. Who started giving out insane amounts of money to college students. He talks about every sport like sportscenter used to before it became all click bait and sensationalism

[Brandt “The Golden Doodle” Snedeker @sneds_brandt]

“Bryson should technically be T-1 right now”

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

This is what happens to baseball players when they smoke vapes, wear pink sliding mitts, date 3’s, & love Moneyball...instead of pounding beers, banging 10’s, smoking cigs, using roids, banging the occasional slump buster, & watching Major League or Bull Durham weekly.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Conor McGregor’s UFC comeback

[Josh “Hamb” Hamilton @themidhambino]

Former Juco Bandit here.

Anyone seeing the trend?

[John VanderWal @VandyonTigers]

The Biggest Lie in Baseball Today

The biggest lie in baseball today isn’t that pitchers throw harder.
It’s that people who’ve never played the game at the highest level think they know more than the people who actually did.
I’ve got to laugh at the fucking know-it-alls on here.
Some of us spent 14–15 years in the big leagues. We played 162 games a year. We stood in against 85 mph, 100 mph, 101, 102. We didn’t read about it. We lived it.
Then you’ve got people who never played at that level, never stood in the box against elite velocity, never spent a day in a professional clubhouse, telling the people who actually did that they’re wrong.
That’s fucking hilarious.
Now we’ve got keyboard gurus and pitching-school salesmen acting like they unlocked some secret that’s never existed before.
Give me a fucking break.
Hard throwers have always existed. Triple-digit arms have always existed. Filthy breaking balls have always existed. What changed was the technology used to measure and report pitches—not the fact that freak athletes have been blowing baseballs by hitters for decades.
And here’s what these geniuses never talk about…
Modern hitting instruction has become so obsessed with lifting the ball and launch angle that we’ve created worse hitters. When your swing is built to hit underneath the baseball instead of driving through it, you’re going to struggle more against elite velocity. Pitchers look more dominant in part because the hitters have gotten worse.
But that doesn’t fit the narrative.
Instead, they pretend pitching schools reinvented the human arm.
The funniest part is the absolute confidence. They read numbers off a screen and think they’re qualified to lecture people who spent decades living this game at the highest level.
Here’s a little advice: before you tell someone who’s actually been there what big league velocity looks like, make sure you’ve done more than watch YouTube clips and stare at TrackMan numbers.
Until then, quit pretending you’re the smartest guy in the room.
You’re not baseball people.
You’re fucking dumbasses.
#VandyOnTigers #VandyDandyReport #DetroitTigers #MLB #Baseball

[Just F*cking Yoda @justfuckingyoda]

I’m sorry I dinged your Circle T Scotty —hopefully give it some character. Like I said, just started two months ago, still learning the ropes. I had a great day with you!

Most people give me $200-225 in cash, but more if I help them sink a few putts like on 17.”

[Doug Butabi @DougButabiPGA]

Things I want

[Fring (backup) @cartiersfring]

LMAO yeah and i love how drake actually said one of his biggest accomplishments was him managing to stay away from heavy drugs and alcohol

even tho the opportunities present themselves LOTS of times....my goat so responsible guys😭😭

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

While you are out being a Spidercuck

I am studying the blade

We are not the same

[Jaghatai Bourdain @JBourdain20400]

Obama made debt slavery mandatory when he genocidied the used car market in '09

[Baseball Doesn't Exist @BaseballDoesnt]

If you're gonna do steroids do it like Mark McGwire