Michael Abraham-Fiallos

writer • witch • queer literary historian • PhD candidate

[Astra Zero 🕷 @astrazero]

You took the wrong turn 😈

[Michael Abraham-Fiallos @abraham_fiallos]

@chhloeee22 daring all 39 of my followers to @ 💪

[Michael Abraham-Fiallos @abraham_fiallos]

@chhloeee22 i don’t know why i deleted that lol. i had a moment. DIS BITCH REFUSES TO OWN A REUSABLE STRAW THO CUZ SHE DOESNT WANT TO PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER

[Michael Abraham-Fiallos @abraham_fiallos]

@chhloeee22 lol the OP posted this chart in the replies where she tried to justify that all other forms of straw were too inconvenient for her to use and i no longer cared about her problems

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@PleaseClairify @tanfrance pics or it didn’t happen

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@mrfiallos i know, i’m fucked

[AT🚀 @TempleTron]

I'll just leave this here #HalftimeShow

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@PleaseClairify GOOD. you feel GOOD about that.

[Michael Abraham-Fiallos @abraham_fiallos]

do you ever stop in horror at the thought of what the inside of Julia Child’s arteries must have looked like?

[Michael Abraham-Fiallos @abraham_fiallos]

@bbygcare u are so brilliant

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Mike Pence is such a let down as the first gay @VP of the U.S. 😔

[Michael Abraham-Fiallos @abraham_fiallos]

@megan_abes 🖤

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i just don’t like anything about twitter, guys. i’ve tried so hard.

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@chhloeee22 omg socks are trash tho

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@chhloeee22 that shit is so holy. there are light beams coming out of that shit. delete this. this shit is too holy for people to know about.

[Michael Abraham-Fiallos @abraham_fiallos]

@chhloeee22 oh holy shit

[Michael Abraham-Fiallos @abraham_fiallos]

@PleaseClairify THE FIRST TIME

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oh another one courtesy of @mrfiallos

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this ~artsy~ photo of me surfaced from high school, so @mrfiallos & I set out to define my brand

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@draper_claire oh my fuck