Abraham Dylan

Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling. – Miguel de Unamuno | #lapsed | The past may die but it’s never gone. – Scott Hutchison

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What kind of government do I have, Mr. Franklin?

A republic, if you can keep it.

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@TheLapsedFan https://t.co/Cask99C17y

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@TheLapsedFan JP’s post-Hogan always-optimistic yet always-disappointing search for his new Hogan - from Luger to Diesel - is so endearing. I mean, how else was he supposed to book his Hasbro territory? Thankfully, Austin came around and completely destroyed the whole paradigm.

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@PressSec How are you able to just lie like this?

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@dizblu @TheMoYouKnow13 @TheViewFromLL2 Because he’s not intelligent and thus lacks zero critical thinking skills.

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@TheViewFromLL2 “CHICKEN P”

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@TheMoYouKnow13 @TheViewFromLL2 Stop simping for this idiot. It makes you look pathetic, dude.

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@TheLapsedFan This is for J.P.

https://t.co/MI5sWruczw

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@TheLapsedFan Fully Loaded 2000 cast:

Lapsed Vince: I love an ape. Shoving bananas down its throat. Give it to me.

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@kate_p45 @DonaldJTrumpJr Except there’s footage of him using the word enigma twice. Ooooooooooh that sucks, huh?

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@TheLapsedFan Movie career?

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@RealKevinNash Yo Kevin, I hope you realize how pivotal YOU were to the eventual onset of the Attitude Era in WWF, all because of your short run as a tweener between Survivor Series 95 and your exit. You were the FIRST to flip someone off on WWF TV. No Nash, no Attitude Era.

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@turbobosters @robbsma @jammles9 @GovTimWalz Haha. Here’s why I think they do that: To them, because they’re idiots, democracy is the same as the Democratic Party and republic is the same as the Republican Party.

That’s how deep it gets for them.

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@jammles9 @robbsma @GovTimWalz I love how you’re unable to explain this yourself so you need AI to do it.

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@jammles9 @metamom23 @GovTimWalz So…an American who is against monarchy is a traitor?

Oh right, I have to do this part when interacting with the cult: Monarchy means rule by a king.

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@GooseHudson @TheLapsedFan When di........how co.......did y.....broth....wait did y.....

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@TheLapsedFan Isn’t this what Jesse called Monsoon?

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@Shaymus1968 @Iron_gunslinger @RandyRRQuaid @realDonaldTrump Hey there. Two more years huh? How prophetic you weren’t.

*You’re

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@TheLapsedFan Yo JP that house show you went to in Worcester in 92 where Money Inc. dropped the tag titles to the Natural Disasters is on YouTube on the WWE Vault channel!

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@TheLapsedFan You better watch Chernobyl, you'll be servin' hard times

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@TheLapsedFan Great HBK quote from recently: Reminiscing about going out to the ring in bicycle shorts stuffed with gauze in 1997, upon which Vince fined him 10k, Shawn says “You can have respect for this line of work, but you don’t have to freaking act like it’s not weird.”