Abraham The Father

Husband of @sarahthebible21 and Father of @Hansonisaac666

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

that moment when youre scrolling through your feed and u see your wife @Sarahthebible21 and @hagartheunloyal going back and forth #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

But your mother and I are still pretty cool for our age, we dont even look a day over 40! #jhp9 https://t.co/Btds7QHrhn

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

GIRL! that first ones a lie because u were actually the problem 🐸☕️🐸☕️ #noshade #justthetruth https://t.co/o7DhM9Gewj

[hagar boii @hagartheunloyal]

me when i decided to go with sarah and abraham vs when they asked me to leave with my kid #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

OOF @hagartheunloyal u need some ice for that burn 🤣🤣 https://t.co/g2XC9i1Ef7

[Sarah @Sarahthebible21]

Are you sure that tea is not water because you thirsty for my husband #jhp9 😜 https://t.co/zHxb26scGw

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

our child is perfect :)) https://t.co/oFEA9SZ6V9

[Sarah @Sarahthebible21]

My child issac is more attractive then urs #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

I'm still so proud of my wife for becoming a mother in her 90s

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

MY SON HAD A SON NAMED JACOB @JacobIs32235583 IM A GRANDFATHER NOW... that made me realize I'm getting pretty old ughhh #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

somebody *cough cough* @hagartheunloyal *cough cough* got jealous so we vanished her to the dessert LOL #sorrynotsorry #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

#tb to when I almost killed my dear son 😬😬

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

I'm beyond joyful that God chose me over all the other Jews!!!! #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

God really tested me when I was about to kill @HansonIsaac666 Good thing I didnt! #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

I'm so proud of my grandchild @Josephthefave for becoming a ruler! #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

@hagartheunloyal you're just salty omg stop talking trash about my wife @Sarahthebible21 for not being able to have kids #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

Hey @hagartheunloyal, hows the dessert?? 🤣🤣 #noshade #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

@hagartheunloyal my wife and I are not blaming you, were just saying that you're jealous and none of this is our fault 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️#jhp9 #teatime

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

The Messiah is one of my descendants #bejealous #big5 #jhp3

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

I went into exile and I was given land to start a new nation #jhp9 #big5

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

Just like my bro @MosesExposes, I followed Gods 10 Commandments and made sure my Son @HansonIsaac666 did too #big5 #jhp9

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

God said he would make me into a great nation, bless me and take me to a new land if I left my land and people #jhp9 #big5

[Abraham The Father @abrahamlegoat]

I cant believe Gods first covanent was with me! He promised me that I would be father of great nations he promised to protect us #jhp9