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I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
As I hitched and hiked and grifted too, from Maine to Albuquerque

[neeky 🇺🇸🇧🇷 @abrahmmmmmmm]

Working on a new header image

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Today I had what I what describe as a “life- changing” farofa

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice. (Oldie but goodie)

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@luisjgomez it’s “deviant”, not “devious”, you boob.

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@whokilledxix In the area of Brazil where I live, all pasta is a cognate of macaroni—“macarrão”

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@xoxo_ylatan Prison slang for “child molester” according to to Wikipedia. I didn’t know if it qualified but that’s about as official as you can get

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@xoxo_ylatan Pussy, chomo, and hat…this is a conspiracy

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@Delicious_Tacos Hey maybe they’re onto something here. I mean, sports arguments wouldn’t be as intrinsically worthless with the prospect of angry sex at the conclusion.

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@daltonleepruitt Silent ‘r’

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@qualadder Well, “bro”, maybe you and I are just in different headspaces. I’m old and I’ve reflected on past impulses/behavior. Or maybe my view is just limited but I can’t imagine settling down with someone that wants me to hurt her.

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@pearlythingz Maybe you try walking a week in her g-string

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@daltonleepruitt What I especially appreciate about him is the apparent breadth and depth of delinquency. His Wiki article mentions him growing up watching the Brazilian TV channel Globo while in NYC which would only be possible through piracy. It’s like he brought the favelas to Manhattan.

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@daltonleepruitt Goddammit, I think you just made me proud to be an American.

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@daltonleepruitt How did he even get elected? If it’s a psy-op, who benefits? Why would the news media not take a cursory glance at his bio? It’s a shit onion.

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@daltonleepruitt This is the first time I’ve heard the man speak and uhm I really don’t know what to say. Blame New York I guess.

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@ChayaRaichik10 War makes beasts of men. Prison too.

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@luisjgomez Then again, that would rob us of legendary moments like “His name is BOB!”

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@luisjgomez Live from studio would be wayyy better assuming it’s impossible to prevent outages at the venue. You could even have an audience of sorts in the booth

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@luisjgomez Are you guys and the guests able to see it though? Crucial difference

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I firmly believe that global utopia is inevitable but good god is getting there gonna be a struggle.