Andras

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

At the interview saying fake words like “wonderment” and “comfortability”

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Saying “well SOMEBODY loves labor” every time someone orders a large enough amount of potato salad that it’s clearly for a picnic/barbecue

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Intro science classes are just history but bad like “This is the cool French guy who figured out about sand”

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Love putting myself in a situation where I have something to do and not enough time to do it so I can run around frantically like a cartoon guy

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Awfully swampy here today

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Sweetest satisfaction is almost making a fool of yourself but then realizing beforehand and not

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Great thing about not having coffee regularly is I am still speedy fast from drinking a cup of black tea at like 11

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

good snacks good day, as they say

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Have to pee really bad at work but no one else is here to watch the front of house so you can’t challenge #octoberfright

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Watching twilight for the first time thinking I’m Bella but also a little Jacob 🤔🤔🤔 still have a lot to learn though we’ll see

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Upsetting squid game content I have run into lately compilation

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

now consider this: would you rather be an actor who only gets the parts for annoying roles because you have an annoying looking face, or no actor at all?

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Who’s excited for the software update tonight!! #14point8 #iphoneusersonly

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

about to get home from work and go straight to bed, something I once thought could never be

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Like one of these days they are going to face the facts that sports are for fun and add a little something special no?

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Aesthetically soccer is there but content-wise they could stand to add another goal or two

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Imagine getting your last name hyphenated with someone else but instead it’s an equals sign like that would actually be so deep 👀

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Saw a cool baby wearing bell bottom pants on the way to work today wish that was me 😔

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

OreGUNian?…. Why not OregONION? #spreadlove

[Andras @abrandnewcoat]

Whenever someone says “the big 3”they are talking about Jack Johnson Jack Sparrow and Jack Daniels