Abrasive Abner

More Catholic than the Pope

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@MarcelLeJeune @LT_ryanoconnell Try a flesh-sculpture of pure righteousness.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

I've been off twitter for a while. But sensing a trend that people are coming together, I'm back to do the necessary but thankless job of dividing the wheat from the chaff.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@MarcelLeJeune @LT_ryanoconnell Everybody knows I'm the handsome and timeless face of the Church.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@amybrant "Timid Tammy" is celebrating her wedding anniversary with the holiness underachiever @LT_ryanoconnell. It should have been us.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@ParishProbs petition the Pope for his canonization

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

Thank you @LT_TheBiblegeek. I will keep my eye out for this man in a veil making low frequency bird noises in my vicinity @LT_jstepanek

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

Some magoo keeps following me around with a camera. Joke's on him because all I'm doing is defending the Church. https://t.co/K4haWEVQZp

[Life Teen @LifeTeen]

@abrasiveabner has some rather... "interesting" advice for Lent. https://t.co/t4Vsn3jnqz

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@AndrewLawBrown @LifeTeen @LT_TheBiblegeek @ikendolo I'm offended by the insinuation that you would have to remind me to keep my clothes on.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

Unless you podcast is simply reading the Catechism, I will not be listening or taking notes. https://t.co/riGxegYCva

[Borromeo Buckstars @TheBuckstars]

@fathercjz @abrasiveabner We'll give him a chance, but he should throw us a followback & maybe listen to our latest podcast, take some notes

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@robtheslob37 sorry for the delay - I was doing important things like not praying for sports teams (unless I saw them publicly sinning).

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@fathercjz Nothing. When you're living your life right, you don't need to change it up for some fancy theme year.

[Fr. Chris Zerucha @fathercjz]

If you have a non-serious question about the faith, ask @abrasiveabner! See his catechetical prowess: https://t.co/FRUxRTl25b

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@fathercjz I wouldn't recommend looking for change. Just put that $20 bill in the basket and stop whining.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@DevineReilly please refrain from compliments. I don't want to be tempted by pride.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@DavidCal if your eyes cause you to sin, cut them out.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

Before you sin, think of this face.

[Abrasive Abner @abrasiveabner]

@fathercjz I'd wash your hands of anything with Pilot's name in the title.

[Mark Hart @LT_TheBiblegeek]

On set for the latest @lifeteen film shoot with the one and only @abrasiveabner

[Mark Hart @LT_TheBiblegeek]

My 7 yr old: "Daddy, how many are protesting abortion here?"

Me: "Count everyone you see...then add at least 50 million unborn more."