abrattysimp💕

he/she/they, only here for shits, giggles and downbad brainrot, 23

[stevie🌃 @shanesitinerary]

ilya rozanov i’m going to write about your ass getting eaten. shane hollander eats ass like a fat kid eats cake.

[UGJ @uglygreenjacket]

Centaurs Trauma Candy Salad coming later today 🍬

[🧁 @mysweetbuny]

Shayj Fries 🍟 on the Jealous ilya Burger 🍔

[kins 🦕 @whimsfully]

Shane: ok so you’re a werewolf who believes I’m an easy target and you sneak into my room

Ilya: yes I like being big bad wolf

Shane: but I tase you and put you in a collar and mix an aphrodisiac so you’ll be unbearably horny and need to fuck me to calm down

Ilya: what

[🧢🌟 @vinsodas]

ilya: okay so you're in your fleece pajamas and wearing glasses and you're reading one of your hockey books and i'm going to bring you your sleepy tea and then

shane: (already doing all those things) what?

[Drozzzy @Hurtyoutwice]

it’s shane’s first ever underwear campaign. he’s standing off by himself at the edge of the set, visibly uncomfortable and tense about being almost naked in front of a fully dressed crew. the anxiety is written all over his face, but everyone is too busy to notice. or so he thinks

2/3

[🔞jay after midnight🔞 @valentines910]

canon divergence au where eddie doesn’t get in trouble w/ Chrissy’s death bc he’s already at the police department w/ Steve for pulling this shit

[chai🍎🐞Ი ᰍ ݃ ݁ᣟ݂ @chaiapples]

#hollanov important question...!!!!

[emmy @landofpoppies39]

when cliff finds out about hollanov hes just so happy. he gives shane the biggest bear hug where he picks him up and his legs are swinging and ilya thinks shane’s gonna hate it but shane kind of loves it bc it feels like being crushed and that’s how shane and cliff become friends

[t (still gritty’s version) @transshollander]

Fanfic where hollanov have an argument and don’t talk to each other @ home b4 a big game and it actually ends up being one of their best games. Shane, superstitious is like, “we can’t talk on gamedays” n Ilya is like “that’s ridiculous” until it happens again n Ilya gets a hatty

[abrattysimp💕 @abrattysimp]

@whimsfully

[Drozzzy @Hurtyoutwice]

#hollanov
shane, teasingly: hey ilya, you up for something dirty?

ilya, immediately interested: define dirty

shane: disgustingly filthy

ilya: fuck yes, i’m ready

shane, dropping a laundry basket in front of him: awesome. start sorting the socks by color. laundry time, babe!

[chai🍎🐞Ი ᰍ ݃ ݁ᣟ݂ @chaiapples]

#hollanov

[coldties @__coldties]

no one is winning any arguments in this marriage

[stevie🌃 @shanesitinerary]

hollanov | recently single shane, down bad ilya

it was 3am and somehow shane hollander still couldn’t sleep. and no, it had nothing to do with his recent breakup with his shitty ex.

shane would be the first to say that his life was a million times better without him. +

[Lau @BuckFirehose]

@Medrawawi Ilya: we are trying for baby
Shane: DONT SAY THAT
Ilya: ????
Shane: *whispering* are you kidding me? Just say we’ve been doing it raw and you’ve been coming inside me, wont you?!
Ilya: *loudly* oh!! We’ve been doing it raw and-
Shane: ILYA NO!

[nin 𑣲⋆｡˚ @shanesnest]

ilya spanking shane until his ass is beet red and he’s sobbing but simultaneously he’s so turned on he can’t help but grind his leaking cock against the bed which only makes ilya spank him harder while calling him a desperate slut and shane cums so hard he sees stars

[alli ⋆˙⟡ @ilyanchiron]

one tweet #smau of non famous shane thirsting over famous ilya

[heated rivalry clips @hr_clips]

Hayden Pike you are on my hit list.

[𓇼rach𓇼 @dsbuckleys]

little shane being terrorized on the playground when he’s little for his chopped haircut and freckles and he gets all sad and teary eyed and then here comes lanky ass ilya rozanov and his floppy golden curls to fight off the bullies for messing with his shaney