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[Android @abraunpga]

@BarstoolBigCat Kid #4 was born on Wednesday. How do I tell my wife to watch the kids while I watch football?

[Android @abraunpga]

@StoolAfterDark @VivaLaStool Not enough people are talking about how impressive @hen_ease hole-in-one was during the darts stream. 5 shots??? Are you kidding me???

[Android @abraunpga]

Am I the only one who audibly gasped when @PFTCommenter said “Chargers” instead of “the C words?” on @PardonMyTake ?

[Android @abraunpga]

@stoolpresidente Still no @onebite pizza at Washington, IL Walmart. What’s a guy gotta do??

[Android @abraunpga]

@barstoolsports Anyone else think @RobbieBarstool had a really long pointer finger at first glance?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This guy went 0-2 in the same fight @SpinninBackfist

[Android @abraunpga]

@RiggsBarstool fell asleep listening to new @ForePlayPod pod last night. Had a dream we went on a buddies trip to Augusta Natl. We couldnt find the first tee so you teed up and ripped a drive into the parking lot and got us kicked out. Thanks for getting me kicked out of Augusta.

[Android @abraunpga]

@EddieBarstool we getting a @DavePortnoyShow episode this week, pal?

[Android @abraunpga]

@EddieBarstool is new @DavePortnoyShow episode dropping tonight?

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Some personal news. I received word this audio (which was secretly recorded in the cart barn) is coming out later today in an effort to harm me. I've chosen to release it now (unedited) to get out ahead of it. Again, I won't be blackmailed (BRANDON!).

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

Sorry it took me so long to tweet about this I had to change my pants and then change my pants again and then again.

[Martin Hall @martinhallGC]

A 2x4 is a useful teaching tool.
@ClubatIbis

[Android @abraunpga]

Has anyone seen @BarstoolBigCat and Matt Moore in the same room together? 🧐

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

I’m launching my own podcast to compete with @callherdaddy

Introducing Call Him Mommy #MommyGang

[Android @abraunpga]

Pull up to the gym and see this. I guess I’ll be enjoying a refreshing Truly during my workout ⁦@RiggsBarstool⁩ ⁦@BarstoolClassic⁩

[Android @abraunpga]

@FrankieBorrelli @RiggsBarstool @BarstoolTrent please please PLEASE go see a Class “A” PGA Pro for your butterknife cure. DeChambeau simply told you what you were doing wrong. We can tell you HOW to do it right FOR YOU.

[Tiger Tracker @OGTigerTracker]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS WINS THE MASTERS, HIS 15TH MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP AND FIFTH GREEN JACKET. 11-YEARS AFTER HIS LAST MAJOR WIN. SIMPLY AMAZING. INCREDIBLE. 🚨🚨🚨

[Android @abraunpga]

60 degrees yesterday. 70 degrees tomorrow in Central IL. #winterishere @RiggsBarstool @KFCBarstool @BarstoolTrent @GameOfThrones

[Android @abraunpga]

⁦@RiggsBarstool⁩ ⁦@ForePlayPod⁩ ⁦@BarstoolTrent⁩ Mark Steinberg is ready for number 15.