Jacob Abrego

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously...

[Jason Garcia @jsn_garcia]

Going to my 3rd concert ever to see @linkinpark in CDMX. I am following Jacob's instructions.
I'm wearing a diaper.

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

@MasterTainment MT when he’s figuring it all out

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

Him

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Who do you think should play Wonder Woman in James Gunn's DCU?

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

“Hello, friend,” I said to Willem.

But it wasn’t Willem Dafriend.

It was Willem…

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

Willem Dafoe saying "I have seen things in this world that would have made Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother's womb!" 11/10 cinema

[Jason Garcia @jsn_garcia]

This hot chocolate slaps

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

@jsn_garcia @ColtonOgburn

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

BILL BILL BILL BILL

[CSPAN @cspan]

William Sanford Nye (@BillNye) receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

merry christmas to her

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

@joe_ili_45 @NBA Don’t get him mad

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

@jsn_garcia

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

@jsn_garcia

[Jason Garcia @jsn_garcia]

So you're saying there's a chance

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

@MasterTainment MT (if you haven’t already) can we get a KH breakdown by you?! I’ve tried to watch some and it’s so damn confusing but your brain works like my brain!

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Swinging in? Swinging in?? This is a parade, not some back alley acrobatics show! Who approved letting that masked menace dangle over innocent families? This parade is about balloons, not vigilantes buffons! Someone get me the parade director on the phone—NOW!!!!!

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

@MasterTainment I was thinking about that today! Gunn’s Superman I feel like it’s going to be a fun emotional heartfelt movie. Great way to truly kick off the universe!

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

@MasterTainment Oh. I need to hear your Backyard Baseball pitch! Live action??

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

I feel like you’re just making up names because who the fuck is Peter Parker??

[Jacob Abrego @abregoruns]

Peak Marvel

[໊ @wandasattorney]

THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE WAS SOOOOOO CUNTY LIKE OMG #AgathaAllAlong