“I don’t give a flying f*** he died.”
“I’m standing on business. F*** Brian Thompson.”
Outside the Luigi Mangione hearing, two women wearing press passes celebrated Brian Thompson’s murder on camera. The FP’s @Olivia_Reingold investigates who they are and what could have led them to say such heartless things in public.
BILL BURR: “There’s nothing wrong with being a billionaire, but if someone’s working 40 hours/week and can’t make rent you’re not paying them enough… maybe you should just be worth $900 Million. How do you take an 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
When I first met Jack Butcher (@jackbutcher), him and his wife were living in this tiny apartment in NYC just trying to figure it out with a small agency.
Then he created Visualize Value and it changed his life.
But now he's a legit artist, making amazing stuff.
I think Jack is a perfect example of living life on your own terms and paving your own path.
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Eric Adams is up for re-election 2025. He has the potential to become the first wellness-first mayor in America. Here are my proposals for his self-care platform.
Appointment Gwyneth Paltrow to head of newly established Bureau of Holistic Healing (they have ambulances that literally go “woo-woo”)
Paid leave for juice cleanses
Deploy Office of Emergency Management to prepare for mercury retrograde
All subway seats are yoga balls
Expand gender affirming care to moderately overweight women who need Ozempic
Appoint official Sleep Tsar, who bans caffeine after 2 PM
Mandatory astrology readings before marriage licenses
All buildings must have live-in super and shaman
Make New York Well Again!