Alan Bridges

Married to fantastic wife; father of 3 beautiful girls and a Beagle/Basset; huge Alabama football fan

[Alan Bridges @ABridges5]

@aakashgupta Didn’t they lose at home to Mississippi State by 25 points… who just got hammered by Alabama at home by 33 points?

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@dannykanell Danny Kannell…you’re such a douchebag….anything to try to remain relevant…

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@TimBrando You forgot to mention that Desmond Howard (who never picks Bama in a big game) actually picked Bama. No commentary on that, huh?

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@KevinScarbinsky You’re a no-talent hack…try watching an entire game before attempting to write something meaningful…

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@TimBrando @OU_Football @AlabamaFTBL @CFBPlayoff Try looking at the stats from the previous Bama vs OU game. Bama had 3 turnovers (including a pick-6), outgained OU by 200 yards, and lost by 2 points on a late FG. That game proved OU was better, but this game was a fluke?
Just admit your disdain for Bama…it’s evident…

[Alan Bridges @ABridges5]

@dannykanell Danny, where’s the ACC champion? Oh that’s right…it was Duke…

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@RealSkipBayless …and Skip confirms his status on the Mt. Rushmore of “sports personality” douche bags…
- Jim Rome
- Skip Bayless
- Colin Cowherd
- Danny Kannell

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@HarrisonEng1 @BarrettSallee Yeah they literally are…they’re measured by wins and losses… unless you’re including “moral victories”. And don’t try to pretend that aTm didn’t pony-up $95mio to have the same coaching record as Sumlin.

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@CullenSawyer @BarrettSallee Congrats on the moral victories for $90+ million…

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@BarstoolMU Just as cringe-worthy as their “squeezing their privates” routine. Weird beyond words….

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@HolyBuckeye02 @CFBONFOX @SEC How far did Ohio State drop when they lost to Oregon? Not very far at all. Oh that’s right…Ohio State dropped even more when they lost again…
And you don’t think fans of northern teams won’t flock to Florida for a bowl game?? Who wants to go to a bowl game in freezing temps?

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@DeanMcQueen19 @BWalkerSEC So instead of attempting to drag Bama DOWN by suggesting rule changes, why don’t other schools attempt to pull themselves UP by hiring a great coach and giving him several years to build a solid program? Oh that’s right…fans nowadays want instant gratification…win a Natty now!

[Alan Bridges @ABridges5]

@danbuckley @Lightning100 @RollingStones @NissanStadium @Edleysbbq Monkey Man

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@BuzzFeedNews It is 238,900 miles from the Earth to the moon. That is about 238,896 more miles than I would walk playing golf on one of said golf courses.

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@FOXNashville Hey....Jimmy Hoffa just wanted to watch a movie....

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Happy birthday to my beautiful 19-year-old today! Love you Courtney!
@courtlynnn_

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@beamteamtn Boo!! Go Siegel!!

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Misery may love company, but stupidity runs a close second...

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Tired of the mosquitoes....can't even walk the dog without being harassed....I think they're worse than tele-marketers....