ABSolutely not

this is spider, he’s replacing you

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When you go over a speed bump and hear your tambourine in the trunk

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maybe people will actually know how to pronounce “espresso” now

thank u, Sabrina !

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my boyfriend was born in Westchester and then 27 years later I’m seeing The Cure at MSG in a box suite

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just here to say that Taylor Swift is very good

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another day of me seriously considering selling feet pics

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spent all day making a playlist for a boy so, unfortunately, I’m in love

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@FormAJaramid it means I’m a goddamn professional

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used bcc on email for the first time today…what a rush

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@Giabow For the first time EVER

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sorry I’m late I was watching two queens lip syncing for their life

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and just like that, I have become a person who regularly forgets my keys

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scary story:
doing taxes as a freelance musician

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is the fade out making a comeback

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@ZoeSprankle @phoebe_bridgers she’s in her capitalism era

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had a dream I was hooking up w Harry Styles and I took him to a party and he was lowkey embarrassing me

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Halloweekend in NYC: can never tell who is wearing a costume or not

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sounds to me like Taylor Swift just learned swear words

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two boys I used to kiss got married this weekend and I got the final mixes for my EP

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in search of somebody who looks at me the way I look at my friends

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@daisychute the only way to cope 🫠 shall we write it when you’re in NYC?!

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trying to figure out the best way to tweet about how I just found out that my sociopathic ex has become a life coach