Abrivanstraten

I'm a South African singer/songwriter living in LA with my wife, Kristin Bauer van Straten

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@jazminegiovanni Turns out I’m a total c$nt😂

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@jazminegiovanni Well...you remind me of the mother to the kids I wish I had😘

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@Squidsquirt @IamKristinBauer Hey brother😀😀...how are you man??! That was months and months ago!! Wasn’t that when we had our ears pierced too?!😀

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@rickygervais

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@IamKristinBauer Too late!!!

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It amazes me that almost no one I know is ever just silent, by themselves...ever!! Learn to be your own friend first! I would buy a sailboat and live out on the ocean for one year...alone, and then write a book.#contest #nophoneforayear

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@NASAJPL @NASAJuno I see a pretty good artist busily at work in one of your studios...

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"Everyone's a clown...but not everyone can juggle."

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A driverless car is one thing...a driverless country is quite a another#tesla

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@anamiii Disagree with it and let go...😊trouble yourself no more!

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@nicecatcarol Like all good realities we begin in the white, and in the white, silence and in the silence, essence...

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@maggieslilbliss @Baueresbian Very easy! Put your attention ONLY on the things you really like and UTTERLY ignore EVERYTHING else no matter what they say😊

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I am officially starting my own universe, as I am now very very tired of this one...message me for entrance requirements😜

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@RichardDawkins @parisamichail Why do you care??...all is matter isn't it Richard?

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You have to be a deeply unconscious individual to feel the need to protest someone else's existence...

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@skarsgod Lol...😊no worries...tell them I say you may take whatever you want!!

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@ChrisEvans @denisohare I love the "Jesus will judge you " cat in the background kicking someone...

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@Iolaus68 ...exactly!! R.I.P United airways!!

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If this is how they treat customers...how do they treat their engines??!@united