Eric Abromson

Creative Director at Redbear

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Thanks for voting for my caption. (Or at least not voting for one of the other two.)

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@hazelelliss The modern credit card machine. (I'll take my 5 grand in small unmarked bills, please. Thanks, Hazel!)

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@Wendy1u17 16?

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@Wendy1u17 The recycling bins?

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@tylermilliken_ I don’t think Basallo has been ruled out for the entire series. So far, just today.

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@MillerLite logged on at 9am. had the ball in my cart. stared at my phone for 48 minutes. finally it was my turn. you took it out of my cart and said "sold out". not cool, @MillerLite, not cool at all.

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@ifthechufits @PitcherList hope all is well, scott!

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@_dadler Yordan Alvared (see what I did there? AlvaRED. Get it? Alva--Oh, never mind.)

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@sam_amick @TheAthletic wham, bam, no thank you, sam.

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@DrewHanlen Peanut butter is great. Jelly is great. Don’t overthink it. Just enjoy the sandwich.

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@BillSimmons Peanut butter is great. Jelly is great. Don’t overthink it. Just enjoy the sandwich.

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@dynastyinfo411 Makes a lot of sense. Thank you so much, Kirk!

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@dynastyinfo411 hey kirk, i'm 14-1 in my fantasy league so i'm just prepping for playoffs at this point. sadly, i need to drop jjj. who should i pick up? i'm thinking dejounte, keegan, edey, or possibly kuminga. thoughts? thank you so much!

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@LouMerloni great infield d is important. and i think trading for nico makes a lot of sense. but if that doesn't happen, why not grab the 49 dingers (which we sorely need, and yes, lousy glove that comes with it) and sign eugenio? who knows where the season goes, maybe he ends up at dh?

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@James_Schiano Cease got $80 million more. now THAT feels like too much money. (And they are both 30. I'm good with this.)

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@GiraffeNeckMarc Cease got 7/$210m. now THAT feels like a shit ton of money. (And they are both 30. I'm good with this.)

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@dynastyinfo411 Good stuff, thank you so much, Kirk!

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@dynastyinfo411 Thank you! Let me ask you this, I’m going to walk into the playoffs. So at this point, I really just want the best team in March. Does that change your thinking at all?

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@dynastyinfo411 Merry Christmas, Kirk! Hope you have a wonderful holiday. For my Christmas wish I want to pick up Dejounte Murray, but I would have to drop Derik Queen, Imm Quickley, Ryan Rollins, or Keegan Murray. Should I do it? If so, which one do I drop? Thank you!

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@dynastyinfo411 yeah, i hear ya. thank you so much for all your help. i really appreciate it. have a wonderful thanksgiving, kirk!

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@TheCinesthetic in bruges. fabulous baker boys. pan's labyrinth.