BRUNI 🤌🏽

“Life is soup 🍜, I am fork 🍴.”

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Whoever is in the gym bathroom rn, I’m sorry

[Caitlin Clark @CaitlinClark22]

I’m going to wear stilts next time

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Steelers have me nervous shitting already. #herewego

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

I hope 2026 is a lesbian 🤌🏼

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

If you stink and it’s cold outside you’re a dangerous mf

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Just want my wife to come home from work so I can rub on her cheeks bro

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

The magic school bus could be playing in yo a$$, & you’d have no clue 😂🥸

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

@Adanielle33 I used to give them the phone number to giant eagle I had that shit memorized 😂😂😂😂

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

@sophaller can you just send me a heart and make my entire existence complete? 😭😭😭😭

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Kelsey Mitchell is a fucking DAWG. #MVP @WNBA

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Idc what I am in your version of the story bc, you’re a CHICKEN FRIED BITCH in mine.

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

COCOA FUCKING GAUFF #america #history @CocoGauff

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

“I’m only gay 4 you” bitch stfu

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

I hate target cause you just have to accept your total and pay that shit

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

I’m not sorry but if you have to clean 2 chins to wipe your face don’t message me

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Forever that girl 🤍🤞🏽

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Don’t put me as your emergency contact bc I AM THE EMERGENCY 🤞🏽

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Let me tell Yinz something…..

Every noodle is straight until you get it wet. Remember that.

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

Man your bitch speak in tongues everytime we speak in private 🗣️

[BRUNI 🤌🏽 @abruni22]

@Adanielle33 Hell nah 😂😂😂😂