The Abrupt Monkey

My life is a sea of onion covered toes.

[The Abrupt Monkey @abruptmonkey]

African coffee imps explore thier surroundings, noticing they are nothing but mere nipples in the eyes of time...

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Ohhh lala, drone juice inside my left knuckle bucket pouch drips onto Jessica.

[The Abrupt Monkey @abruptmonkey]

The clashing of white dwarves represents the chaos within the soul of the eggplant.

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Follow life like you are sitting in a chair at the head of a table full of jewish specialities.

[The Abrupt Monkey @abruptmonkey]

I am a spaghetti.

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Pods of marshmellows allow me to entrap myself in the sweet chair of smegma

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King jiggle berry III came around the corner only to see his two companions; the cow utter toaster and bob smith making love.

[The Abrupt Monkey @abruptmonkey]

Bristles of life shine upon the feathers of knowledge.

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Golden crisps of spoon carress my inner thigh, and make me think of riding a fish through a sea of milk.

[The Abrupt Monkey @abruptmonkey]

The occasional snort of tissues can make for a great way to improve one's sexual endurance.

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Blue spheres within a cool square of ice unite to form a plant.

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Shoes are like banana peels for your feet.

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Me nd my gf. She loves dis monkey wanker.

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I step on ducks and they say quack and Im like son of a bitch wanda make me a damn brotwerst.

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The tremendous towels of god light shine upon me like a shot of wiskey in my belly button.

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The shapes on the ceiling make organic concoctions of butter. Only few will remember this essential metaphor of life.

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Music is a party within the realms of human conciousness.

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Illustrious concoctions of marmalade seep from my gaping wounds.

[The Abrupt Monkey @abruptmonkey]

A life lived in mystery is a life that is ridiculously full of fuzz.