trash🌻

wasted like all my potential. thank you •semo 2021• philanthropist••••• ethereal & exhausted Scorpio ☀️ Capricorn 🌚 Pisces ⬆️

[cher @mclIark]

you guys are fucking sick

[aisha. @polinszn]

everyone in off campus was in a romcom and tucker was in the bear

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I’m at he airport bar telling your girlfriend she shouldn’t put up with your shit

[imi preaker @imifaes]

u really have to give greys 10s for having cristina get pregnant with her Husband's Baby, a man she really loved, and still getting an abortion because she did not want kids

[Holy Elle @Holy_Elle]

Tiger Woods semi-annual DUI

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

thinking abt when i was 12 and i posted "so many houses. never had a home <\3" on my Facebook and my mom printed it out to use in a custody battle with my dad 😂😂

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Negative pregnancy test spotted on the asphalt. Spring is here and the ladies are outside

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

haven’t had sex in 8 months and this is how my guy friends are talking to me now

[effie @tomblythes]

i love me a man written by a woman

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

He said the whites know gasolina

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

girl, we get it @MrsErikaKirk

[Christine Quinn @XtineQuinn]

Erika Kirk be everywhere but with her kids.

[e ∞ @aspharrygus]

conrad w the infinity necklace 😭

[Chris @citehchris]

if the beers are over 4 dollars you are not in a dive bar you are in a dive themed bar

[trash🌻 @abryant0755]

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[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

Gonna frame a photo of Zohran on my wall like Catholic grandmothers did with JFK

[greg @greg16676935420]

“NOT dishwasher safe”

You’ll be ok just do your best in there