Drew Harrison

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Chuck Schumer scrolling through retirement communities right now

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The idea that Elon Musk worked harder than every person alive and who has ever lived is a very stupid and immature fairytale. Wake up. He’s robbing us.

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Would Mika like to elaborate on the timeline of her relationship with her co-host, since we’re holding people to saintly standards here?

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Ah yes. Of course. lol.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Kyle Kulinski: “Donald Trump is a war criminal pedophile rapist racist fascist con man. The entire Republican Party is protecting a cabal of billionaire child sex traffickers and I’m supposed to get mad at Graham Platner for being an ‘unsettling boyfriend’ claims a Republican operative? What are we doing?”

[David Pakman @dpakman]

Trump voters act like he’s the toughest guy in the world and today a FOLLOWUP QUESTION made him throw a tantrum and run out of an interview

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Remember when Abdul El-Sayed’s scandal was that he has a PhD and MD but hadn’t done his residency yet

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Why is it controversial for Zohran to skip a parade bc of his principles but not for Democratic politicians to march with a fascist bigot like Smotrich?

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

PUMPS!!!!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Benny Johnson: You say you have a girlfriend, why don't you name her?

[Drew Harrison @abryantharrison]

Lmaoooooo

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

you were investigated by the feds for doing medicare fraud. if i got investigated, it would be for delivering medical supplies you demon.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Hasan and Code Pink committed the unforgivable crime of bringing food and meds and diapers to a country we're illegally starving. Zero Epstein pedophiles arrested, but this fascist terrorist regime is making humanitarianism a crime.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

is there a dementia that turns you gay