Abi Johns

a caffeine dependent life form

[Abi Johns @abs618]

It's almost midnight & im eating peanut butter w/ a spoon on the kitchen floor..&no, these aren't song lyrics, just my current disposition

[Abi Johns @abs618]

@FredoInDaCut995 I can smell this photo 😅

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

If you're going to retweet or like something today. Make it Kate Douglass going the fastest time in the history of the 50 freestyle with a 20.84 🥶

[Abi Johns @abs618]

@laurenmkimble I see Donald genes ❤️

[Abi Johns @abs618]

@laurenmkimble Um… THANK YOU. Start CPR & call 911.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

The 28th player in MLB history to hit 500 home runs.

Congrats, @MiguelCabrera!

[Abi Johns @abs618]

@jaredkatz3 Thank you!!

[Goonawan Moh Amat @Dongoevsky]

academia should consider changing "et al." to "& besties"

[Ryan Kelley @coachkelleywsu]

“Great Day to be a Warrior” ~ Mike Flynn 🤜🤛

[Abi Johns @abs618]

The effort towards life at a molecular level is extraordinary — 70 trillion cells that are supported by 1.4 quadrillion bacteria with 14 quadrillion mitochondria & 10-15 billions & billions of viruses that increases your genomic intelligence by the second. Simply incredible.

[Coach Hines 🇺🇸 @CoachKurtHines]

“EASY” doesn’t create GREATNESS!

[Bell's Brewery @BellsBrewery]

We're just gonna introduce you to a brand new, year-round beer. No, Yeah is an easy-drinking Golden Ale; crisp, refreshing, balanced with a light malt character. Just a really nice beer. More: https://t.co/UywAF4AN9F #ComingSoon

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

Shoutout to those of you that jumped in a cold pool at 6:00 AM six days a week for the vast majority of your life.

[Just Dylan @D_Fort5]

One day you'll find someone that's obsessed with you.

It's probably going to be a dog. But it is what it is.

[Abi Johns @abs618]

@Gensheimer_N @nocontextmiller Big factss

[Abi Johns @abs618]

@Mackerz95 @aangelic_ang You know dats me

[Abi Johns @abs618]

Grateful today & everyday for the incredible versatility of potatoes

[Abi Johns @abs618]

@Mackerz95 😏😏

[Abi Johns @abs618]

Glamorama is such an underrated banger