🇨🇦 Alex

🇨🇦 Fake Hockey Insider. My account is truely overrated. #Habs #Rocket #Victoire #Armada #Alouettes #Eagles #Carabins #Wolverines #BlueJays #AstonMartinF1

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

C'mon man. Tu peux pas être sérieux.

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

@seblev3

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

Miracle Whip is garbage.

The end.

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Alright….. Let’s finally settle this

⛔️ Miracle Whip or Hellmann’s Mayo?

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

At first, I thought it was a closeup smile of Steve Harvey.

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Does raw onion belong on a cheeseburger? 🍔 🧅

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

@GinoDL13 Je lui donne facilement 8x5M$ AAV perso si les clans sont down.

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

I'm easily taking Demidov & Slaf at 16.75M$ AAV on 8-year deals than Carlsson (5-year deal) & Gauthier (5 to 8-year deal) at 34 or 35M$ AAV.

[Daily Faceoff @DailyFaceoff]

According to Anthony Di Marco, he expects the two sides to reach an extension worth roughly $16-17 million AAV, putting Gauthier’s salary between Connor Bedard and Leo Carlsson 💸

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

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[Mira @miradreaamy]

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir.

Doğru cevabı bulabilir misin?

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

This dude thinks Evan Bouchard would go 1st overall over Rasmus Dahlin or Quinn Hughes.... 😂💀

[Top Tier Hockey @TopTierPucks]

@randeylahey7 @SleeperNHL @PUCKD_ Bouchard

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

Oh my. 🔥

[Victoire de Montréal @PWHL_Montreal]

La Victoire de Montréal s’entend avec l’attaquante Michelle Karvinen pour un contrat standard d’un an.

The Montréal Victoire have signed forward Michelle Karvinen to a one-year Standard Player Agreement.

📰 https://t.co/XpeCIKvb6q

[Carla @puarangue]

Si tu laves tes chaussettes et tes sous-vêtements avec le reste de tes vêtements… je remets en question ton hygiène, oui t’es sale

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Well played.

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

Connor Zilisch tells a karting story about how his best friend who was teammates with Kimi Antonelli thought Kimi was only faster because of his engine.

So, Kimi switched engines with him, only to go even quicker.

This Kimi story sounds like one you’d hear about Max or Lewis.

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

Embarrassing.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: President Trump imposes 50% tariff on a range of Canadian goods, claiming unfair treatment over U.S. autos, alcohol and cheese. -AP

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

🚨JUST IN: Donald Trump was reportedly furious and having a meltdown that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network edited him out of the photos of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online.

[Joey @GolfHockeyHabs]

Ma blonde n’a pas X donc je peux le dire publiquement lol

Je pourrais boire l’eau du bain à Alicia Moffet 😍😂

Une de plus belle femme au Quebec selon moi!

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Trending 🚨: Leaked unofficial footage of Rashee Rice in Madden 27 is going viral

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

I think we can all agree that the 🇺🇲 United States of America is the most selfish country in the world.

Much love to the great americans tho. ❤️

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

LMFAO I CAN'T 😂😭

[MNConservative🇺🇸⭐️ @RealJMPeterman]

The very first priority when Canada becomes the 51st State is to teach them forestry management.

Wildfires aren't caused by global warming - they're caused by liberal policies.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

TRUMP’S LIES, CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE FUTURE OF THE PLANET

The last eleven years have been the hottest eleven years on record. The last three years have been the hottest three years on record. Europe just saw its worst heat wave in recorded history that set all-time heat records in seven countries, killed more than 10,000 people, and caused the worst heat stress ever in half of the continent’s largest cities.

Much of the American west just saw its warmest winter on record, and as a country, the United States just saw its worst spring drought in recorded history. This summer alone we have seen multiple record heatwaves that have exposed hundreds of millions of Americans to dangerous levels of heat.

In both the United States and Canada, this heat and drought is driving longer and more intense wildfire seasons, including the more than 800 wildfires across Canada and northern Minnesota that are currently causing dangerous levels of air pollution for at least 115 million people across 20 states.

Let’s be clear: It is not normal for Detroit, Minneapolis, and Chicago to have some of the most dangerous air quality in the world.

NO, Mr. President: climate change is not a hoax. It is reality. And your ignorance is putting our kids and grandkids at risk in exchange for the short-term profit of your billionaire friends in Big Oil.

Our job: Reject President Trump’s lies and take on the crisis of climate change and the greed of the fossil fuel industry by transitioning our energy system to energy efficiency and sustainable forms of power. When we do that, we cut carbon emissions, reduce energy bills, and create millions of good union jobs.

And, by the way, we save the planet for our kids and grandchildren.

[🇨🇦 Alex @AbsCoverage]

We live in a society full of problematic people. We are so cooked.

[ßεn @SirIsaac_Brock]

Stop threatening to annex us and we will turn off the HellfireSmokeGenerator90000.