* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

https://t.co/rcZizeT0hD

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

i hope he’s not alive—

anyyyyyways.

[𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘶 @harrowedliaison]

… Assuming the answer is ‘alive somewhere but not well’?

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

don’t.

[𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘶 @harrowedliaison]

Sometimes she wonders where her dad is and how he’s doing.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

@harrowedliaison no occasion.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

She is … here?

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

shush you.

[WⵊLLⵊAM LAMONTAGNE JNR. @DrearyCowboy]

thanks for the warning.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

as in .. an alligator?

[WⵊLLⵊAM LAMONTAGNE JNR. @DrearyCowboy]

Man, he really wants a gator.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

she has arrived.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

Yes, of course she can. But why?

[𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝒥𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓊 @MARKSMANDOER]

She is okay.

She is wondering if her mother can watch the boys for a day?

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

Right here. Everything okay?

[𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝒥𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓊 @MARKSMANDOER]

Where is @absentmcther ?

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

act like a gentleman and not an animal, for once in your life.

[𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑴 𝑳𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑮𝑵𝑬. @southerncajuns]

Howdy.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

… William.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

Who’s choice was it?

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

now why would she stay up all night?

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

she was hoping her daughter would see sense. apparently not.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

i wouldn’t get used to it.

[𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑴 𝑳𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑮𝑵𝑬. @southerncajuns]

sigh.

sandy, that was the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

you are a different breed—

[𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑴 𝑳𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑮𝑵𝑬. @southerncajuns]

it’s a cat !! wearing a COWBOY HAT

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

I was just making sure.

[𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝒥𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓊 @MARKSMANDOER]

Yes mom.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

Are you sure?

[𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝒥𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓊 @MARKSMANDOER]

I’m fine, mom.

[* 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 𝙅𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙐. @absentmcther]

I was just wondering.

[𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝒥𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓊 @MARKSMANDOER]

Why wouldn’t it be?