Knock at the door. I open it.
Neighbor kid: “I… I was trying to do a… a ding-dong… thing..”
Me: “A ding dong ditch?”
NK: “Yeah!”
Me: “But you forgot to leave?”
NK: “Yeah!”
Me: “Do you want to try again?”
NK: “Yeah!”
I used to be somewhat popular on this website and occasionally I’ll get a notification where someone likes a years-old tweet and I’m like omg why was anyone following me I was so annoying
I need you guys to understand though. what it was like to watch this movie with a 101° fever and to see these dogs. I literally had to pause and take a second compose myself. I thought I was losing my mind.
Hey! I did some paintings of oranges inspired by my favorite poems about oranges and two prints are available on my Etsy shop. They’re 8 inches by 8 inches and $20 plus shipping. Link in bio!
8x8 is a standard frame size that you can easily find on the internet and I think even in stores like Target and Michael’s so no need for custom framing. If you have an Etsy account, please follow my shop to see more upcoming stuff!
Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:
•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine
This was a joke, but why would this resonate with me? I do not work late.
I go to sleep… Sabrina is a wonderful young vocalist doing her thing. I wish her nothing but success and longevity, Pop Crave. 🤨