childish branzino

non-practicing intellectual

[childish branzino @absflora]

Knock at the door. I open it.
Neighbor kid: “I… I was trying to do a… a ding-dong… thing..”
Me: “A ding dong ditch?”
NK: “Yeah!”
Me: “But you forgot to leave?”
NK: “Yeah!”
Me: “Do you want to try again?”
NK: “Yeah!”

[4. Han (w/Treatment) @stovepiperat]

my beautiful daughter Dont Photograph Strangers In Public and my beautiful daughter Phone Off In Theatre

[childish branzino @absflora]

For those of you who were calling me annoying all along: shut up

[childish branzino @absflora]

I used to be somewhat popular on this website and occasionally I’ll get a notification where someone likes a years-old tweet and I’m like omg why was anyone following me I was so annoying

[Darling ♡ @darlingalamode]

I need you guys to understand though. what it was like to watch this movie with a 101° fever and to see these dogs. I literally had to pause and take a second compose myself. I thought I was losing my mind.

[childish branzino @absflora]

I could never be a manager at a retail establishment because I am simply not deeply triggered by people briefly doing nothing

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The Trader Joe's cashiers are using their secret bell language to talk shit about me again

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

what is rizz if not swag persevering

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying

[childish branzino @absflora]

Does anyone wanna follow me on 🦋? I might talk about horticulture and try to learn how to make jokes again idk

[childish branzino @absflora]

@nihilists4jesus Gnome 🥹 thank you

[childish branzino @absflora]

Hey! I did some paintings of oranges inspired by my favorite poems about oranges and two prints are available on my Etsy shop. They’re 8 inches by 8 inches and $20 plus shipping. Link in bio!

[childish branzino @absflora]

8x8 is a standard frame size that you can easily find on the internet and I think even in stores like Target and Michael’s so no need for custom framing. If you have an Etsy account, please follow my shop to see more upcoming stuff!

[childish branzino @absflora]

I’m taking the lyrics of rainbow connection and really holding space with that

[jake strickland @strick_jake]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[childish branzino @absflora]

Ignore the mess and how I look and everything and just LOOK AT THIS ENORMOUS STAGHORN FERN I GOT FOR $20 ON MARKETPLACE!!!!

[childish branzino @absflora]

@schwennajartz No

[childish branzino @absflora]

in the clerb, we all fam

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

This was a joke, but why would this resonate with me? I do not work late.
I go to sleep… Sabrina is a wonderful young vocalist doing her thing. I wish her nothing but success and longevity, Pop Crave. 🤨

[• stumpii • @rachelwilbury]

hey does anyone know what my personality is and if i am succeeding at being a person? thanks 💜

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Liesl when she found out Rolf was a N*zi: