Abby French

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Election update: I am shitting things I didn't eat into pants I'm not wearing. #ElectionNight

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I say to Donald Trump: instead of giving speeches about trade why don't you lead by example and make your goods in America.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It's amazing that a billionaire like Trump doesn't have the guts to call for an increase in the starvation minimum wage of $7.25 an hour.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It is not a radical idea to suggest that anyone in this country who works 40 to 50 hours per week should not be living in poverty.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If Trump is concerned about companies going abroad maybe he should move his plants out of Bangladesh where workers are paid 30 cents an hour

[Abby French @absfrench]

Preeeeeach https://t.co/rW3xzjmsvG

[Lil Debbie @L1LDebbie]

It's crazy that people even have an opinion about how other people create .. It's music it's art who said there is a formula for it..

[Abby French @absfrench]

@sydraeA so cool

[Joanna Solotaroff @joannna]

Me when I know I'm being ghosted.

[Lil Debbie @L1LDebbie]

All Summer 16

[Lil Debbie @L1LDebbie]

Who's the last female artist you seen make a music video on jet skis smokin dope in fur coats ?! .. Just wondering.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you don’t believe this election is important, if you think you can sit it out: you're wrong. Think about the future of the Supreme Court.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump thinks climate change is a “hoax.” My supporters understand that we must move away from fossil fuels, not expand them. #RNCwithBernie

[Abby French @absfrench]

Being an adult today and sucking at it

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Wait it's legit National Snake Day?!?!?They have holidays for everybody, I mean everything these days! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[Abby French @absfrench]

Would it be weird if I name my first child Mudge Jr.?

[Abby French @absfrench]

If Bernie won't be Hilary's vp she should ask Andy Cohen, he is like THE most diplomatic person alive

[Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene]

Fuck it I'm going goth to the beach

[Abby French @absfrench]

Would I regret a spongebob tattoo?

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Now we can all afford to get those British butlers we've always wanted!
#brexit