Ben Absher

I love Jesus, Madi Tyler**, and a few other people. **It’s Madi Absher now. Heyo

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@SuzanneDailey5 Ha! Half of my tv watching is just reading the subtitles because it’s too much work to listen 😂

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@SuzanneDailey5 @AndrewBMorgan @jradford1991 I was gonna make a witty remark, but I forgot it.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

Gotta say, I relate.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

{Couples Counseling}
THERAPIST: Tell me what you love most about each other.

HER: He’s so kind.

ME: If we don’t have cheese she goes and buys cheese.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

I have only seen two episodes of Top Chef, but I am VERY invested in the fate of these people.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@kris10deal Deep stuff, right?

[Ben Absher @absher96]

Without ash from which to rise, a Phoenix would just be a bird getting up.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

Madi at 7am before work on her birthday:
“Time for my morning popsicle.”

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@AndrewBMorgan U right.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

Dear Lee students in Squires Library:
Do your homework quietly or promptly exit the building. Some of us have work to do, and you can take your exciting social life to the PCSU. 💁🏻‍♀️
This has been my attempt at a sub tweet.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@allielcollier Sick of people evaluating my social media posts like they're better than me . . .

Better?

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@UofSC_MockTrial Middle guy was a FANTASTIC witness.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@Fox13192 So sassy.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

Unpopular opinion, but Chuck E. Cheese’s is NOT what it used to be.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@Bwycoff97 Because I hate you*
(*i actually love you a lot but had intended to do homework, unaware that I would then be completely unproductive)

[Ben Absher @absher96]

When Madi goes to work and leaves me home alone, all I do is eat popsicles, watch tv, and avoid my homework. This is not good.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

In less than a week, I’ll be Mr. Madi Tyler. @TylerMadi42

[Ben Absher @absher96]

@williamjvest ‘s explanation of Rogue One: ya know how there’s Lion King 1, Lion King 2, and Lion King 1 1/2?
Rogue One is Lion King 1 1/2.

[Ben Absher @absher96]

When you find your fiance’s Bible study/sermon notes.
What a babe. @TylerMadi42

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...