Abs | अब्ज़

a wannabe rapper, a shit cook and an armchair activist who tries not to be toxic

[Manish Shukla @manishmedia]

One Soldier martyerd and two injured during unprovoked #CeasefireViolations initiated by Pak along the LoC in Naugam Sector, Baramulla today by firing Mortars and other weapons.

The injured jawans have been evacuated to base hospital.Their condition is stable. #IndianArmy

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@fountpenaddict Not a joke, it's a question to which no-one has an answer to

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

No my G, promoting violence and objectifying women doesn't make you a cool rapper

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@oni_sad_is CEO of creep

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@fishesflyinhigh Bada vala oof moment

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@drSalunkheHere Aloo ka paratha khalo, uspe thodi malai daalo, phir kis baat ka jagda baby, milar saare khalo khalo

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@oni_sad_is Future bahu aadat daalo

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

To all my guys, you don't have to be gay to be an ally, you don't have to be a 'nice' guy to be a feminist, you just have to be a 'not a jerk' guy

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@KeshavAryaman I like both 🙄

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@DeshGujarat @smartcityrajkot @ahmedabadmirror @TOIAhmedabad @TOIRajkot @iitgn @Gandhinagar @Rajkot @AhmedabadTimes

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

Have you checked this Gujarati rap? Need more music like this! Proud to be a Gujarati, of our language and culture!
Check it out now!!!
https://t.co/TDgadgXLsc
@GujaratPolice @GujaratTourism @BJP4Gujarat @CMOGuj @tv9gujarati @zmusicgujarati #gujarat #gujarati #garvigujarat #Gujju

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@KeshavAryaman Numb letters yaad hai oof

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@KeshavAryaman Main chronology nhi samja

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

I have a joke on patriarchy, but NOT ALL MEN will understand it

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

Tweaked the original one by @VidishaGoyal5

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@fishesflyinhigh Yeh toh main bhi karta hu because I'm brown daddy material

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@fishesflyinhigh Haan honge, but vibe toh main ussi oe kara

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

Have you ever felt homesick and then vibed to The Local Train only to cry for hours on end or are you abnormal?

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@ananyashawarma Meri jaan keh rhi

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@fountpenaddict Sad boi hours

[Abs | अब्ज़ @AbsInDaHouse]

@fountpenaddict You can't have Gangadhar's username 'shaktimaan' and neither can you have Clark Kent's username 'Superman'