achalugo

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Reporter: Mr Wafula! This is your first time at the beach! Ungependa kuwaambia nini wale wako Nyumbani?

Wafula: Sandy sana

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

Me: Omg you read too? What is your favourite book?
Them: Atomic Habits
Me:

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I hate a “well you didn’t either” kind of man. F*cking lead & stop being a princess.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Linda Mwananchi in Kisii had huger numbers compared to that Tutam Rally in Eldoret na walikua hadi wamelipa watu kuvalia those ugly yellow hats.

[y. @sanriocel]

my brand of feminism caters to villainous, vengeful, scornful women. i'd rather women cause harm to men than harm be done to them.

enough is enough

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Maraga the 6th.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

Asked him if he lived alone and he been typing for 9mins. Nvm boo

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

That flour ad with a white man in it, who's the target audience for that? Nafaa kununua unga juu mlami alisema ugali inaslap in horrible Swahili ama?

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Maraga ameingia Linda Mwananchi 💃💃💃

Kateni miti sugoi akiz

[baddient3ntions 😛 @TLlium]

For a man to make me a single mother he has to be dead

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Nobody can copy Baba.

Meanwhile Sifuna

[Shiii🫧🦋 @lici_shiii]

One minute I have money,the next minute I still have it. Kwani unafikiria mimi ni wewe😂

[Tee @cheps_T]

I still miss that bum I believe we'll get to crack again

[STF @tekinsaeko]

These pillars are what I would like to see political parties embracing. Not those nonsensical slogans like bottom up and 6,000 sh salary for no reason. Linda Mwananchi should campaign on these three plus the respect for the Rule of Law.

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Linda Mwananchi in Kisii.

Selling the agenda for more funding for Manufacturing,Education and Health

[🧩A•WUOR🌸 @Awuor_2]

😂😂 wasichana tuko na flat chests hatuwezi relate to these frustrations. 😅😅 hiyo pesa ya bra huwa tunanunua nayo shawarma na crop tops (shati za watoto wa 9-11 years). Hizo za adults hazitufanyi justice kwa kifua. 🥲🥲

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

Idk why Kenyans keep electing thieves and ignoring clean leaders. Tell me,why won’t you back Maraga? Is it because he doesn’t throw money around, isn’t chaotic or because he’s not corrupt? Until we choose trusted leaders over entertainers,we’ll keep crying about bad governance

[Sema @_semsemaa]

La misogynie c aussi qd une femme est traitée de pute et un mec de FILS DE pute frr même pour insulter un gars on finit par rabaisser une femme thats way too much

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

It’s romantic until wasimame mbele yako wakutoke🤣

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Wako na kura yangu asubuhi na mapema wakiamua ni hivi