Alex Smith

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

I don't need them to love me, because they need me. I alone fight for the city's happiness. I face down sadness and say "tickle me" -Elmo

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Hypergargalesthesia is the condition of extreme sensitivity to tickling -- Some people may pass out when tickled.

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

Fuck spiders. I have now faced four of them trying to kill me in the shower #thismeanswar #scarierwhenimnaked

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

"I've only ever blacked out from dehydration" #notincollegeyet

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

I am a mean person because I took @xoxocharrr s phone #imaterribleperson

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

Pie boner #happythanksgiving #thankyouUncleChris

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

Day drinking with the fam #happythanksgiving #it'snotnatty!

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

75 degrees on November 21st #welcomebacktotheREALsouth

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

love is pain. love is pain because how else would the joy mean anything #imaromanticwhenimdrunk

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

I just grabbed my little cousin and he screamed "he's gotting me!" #ilovekids

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

Watching funday monday on tuesday #anyonewhounderstandsthisisjustasnerdyasiam

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

Bio Lab is literally making me want to urinate in Bronstein's bed #whereareyoujessie

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

bio test fail #iwilldieofatherosclerosis

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

@mezMERized17 the day just gave birth #nolongershittingrainbows

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

The floor is lava #funindavis #childhoodmemories

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

When life gives you aids, make lemonaids #quotesfromaterribleperson #wishidthoughtofthat

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

@xoxocharrr #leftitinmyroom #sofluffyimgonnadie

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

Peanut butter egg dirt
#lovethatshow

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

Thankyoutwitterforteachingmehowtoreadwithoutspacesbetweenwords #uselesslifeskills

[Alex Smith @absmackdaddy]

Wayde now has 70 followers
#suckit #winning #waydemarsh