E.J. Stone

long walks to the free weight sections, the spot on my chin that won't grow, Batman and Yanks in 4 #RepBX #BeardGameStrong snapchat:ejstone

[E.J. Stone @absof_stone]

I genuinely can’t wait for the brewers to come back, win this game and CELEBRATE on the dodgers grave. Ohtani should be in PRISON.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

SHOHEI OHTANI 3-RUN BOMB

His first HR since August 18th

[ape @qpe]

Steroid and Meldonium cycle wasn’t gonna be completed in time, didn’t want to risk a positive test.

I can’t remember the last time someone from *that camp* took a short notice fight or even had a quick turnaround.

There’s a reason for that

[E.J. Stone @absof_stone]

Generational tough match up dodger

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

🚨| Islam Makhachev will no longer be fighting at #UFC336 on January 30th. ❌

The plan was for him to headline the event against Carlos Prates, however, the welterweight champion is no longer available on this date.

New targeted main event TBD. 👀

[first rep. @arielhelwani]

[Brody @NYGseason]

The ghost of Jaxson Dart’s knee is slowly tearing the Rams apart

[BeetleJuicr @BeetleJuicrr]

Baja blast contract extension before Sam Laporta extension LOL

[Wolf of Roto Street @RotoStreetWolf]

Negotiating a Fantasy Football Trade this time of year:

[E.J. Stone @absof_stone]

If you’re comparing Angel the Brick Reese to Hank Aaron, you should be stripped of your media credentials, sent straight to jail, skip go and don’t collect $200

[Dan Zaksheske @RealDanZak]

You can't make this up.

A WNBA "reporter" asked Angel Reese what it feels like to be mentioned among Atlanta sports legends like Hank Aaron, Dominique Wilkins and Deion Sanders.

Excuse me? Who is comparing Angel Reese to those three!?

[fake pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

doesn’t he have beer at home

[Bears Luchador 🐻 @Bears_Luchador]

Me dangling a Dianna Russini keychain in the stands to distract Mike Vrabel tonight.

[Dave Ross @drosssports]

Stunned “stop hate” in the end zones didn’t stop this

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Not now sweetie, daddy's talking shit to some casual online.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Sliding Josh Jacobs into my lineup

[Dana🍻 @Giambino_]

The Yankees have become the MLB version of the Savanah Bananas. The stadiums full, the jerseys are selling but none of it really means anything.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Jaylen Waddle is a huge BUY LOW right now

Because if I have to go through this shit you should too

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣’𝕤 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝔹𝕒𝕫 @BazBombadil]

I was like “this isn’t that bad, why would this be ba—oh….”

[E.J. Stone @absof_stone]

This press conference is evident that Hal has no idea what he’s doing. Terrible Owner. Just piggy backing off of Cashman. INFURIATING #RepBX

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year should be 'dictionary.'

[ALUNCEDO @Mbakaza4L]

Never once in my existence have I heard someone say, "Yo, put some Jay Z on!"

[Lindsay Bebout @lindsaybebout]

The NFL forced the Denver Broncos to start Kendall Hinton because Drew Lock took off his mask in a meeting, but the Philadelphia Eagles handled a blood clot appropriately by having Jalen Hurts play after not sleeping for 36 hours? 🤨

[#CoachHova 🏀 @realbucketscout]

Imagine if Caitlin Clark walked away from a live play because her teammates didn't pass her the ball. ESPN would run a 3-hour special on her attitude. Angel Reese does it, and suddenly she's just a passionate competitor.