Chris Abdon

Learning guru, golf hacker, and all-around awesome guy! Root for the NY Giants, Yankees, Devils! Wish Harry Potter was for real cause I'd be awesome at magic!

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@TheAlixLynxxo Hey

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@FirehouseSubs Just sent

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@FirehouseSubs This dirty lettuce butt was in my mom’s salad today. Do better. MUCH better.

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Great job helping your team lose, Caleb Foster. Too much dribbling, poor defense, and stupid foul late with a tie game. Don’t know why Coach Scheyer still believes in you.

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@AnnieAgar It’s the Giants…

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@AnnieAgar your Packers with a horrendous effort in OT! Way too lackadaisical! They should be pushing to get in the end zone and end the game! Not trying to kill the clock knowing you’re in field goal range for a tie! What were they thinking?! 😳

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@Jayde_Nicole Yes!

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

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In the NWSL semifinal shootout between the Washington and Gotham, the announcer said “she has to score here, otherwise Washington will be going to Kansas City for the championship game.”

The 2nd semi b/t Orlando and Kansas City is TOMORROW.

So it’s fixed, huh?

#NWSLPlayoffs

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@XNicoleAnistonX Nope, a creampie

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@RGIII @AdamSandler Beamin over Falco?!?! But Falco has heart!

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@alexmorgan13 I will wholeheartedly root for Team USA to win gold in Paris, but don’t anticipate this team will do that without your skill, experience, and leadership.

And when that happens, this decision to leave you off the team will be the talk of the soccer world.

We ❤️ you, 13!!!

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Cap came to play ���

Like and retweet this for a chance to win an autographed Nico puck from last night's first star!

#NJDevils | @Genucel

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@meibrennan_ Best playing partner!

[New York Giants @Giants]

“Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night? The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay, and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory.”

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@AnnieAgar 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Joe Burrow & Deshaun Watson after getting out of surgery at the Cleveland Clinic