abby simpkins

love jesus love people

[abby simpkins @absofsteal1]

Highlight of my high school career right there

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My secret superpower is that I can wake up at 5:08 and be in the hospital by 5:30

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i buy single ply toilet paper cause i like to suffer

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The state of my mental health on any given week is evidenced by the number of clothing items that compile on my desk chair by Friday. We are at 8 this fine Friday eve.

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Day 3 of pulmonology. Who knew there was more to breathing than breathing

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It’s humbling to think that I’m a 24-year-old medical student and am still incentivized to come to class by candy

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I’m still using conditioner I found in my college biology department four years ago and I wonder why I have split ends

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I’m sitting in my tent in the middle of South Sudan watching a naked two year old use an ADULT-sized hoe to till the soil. What is this place.

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If clunky shoes ever go out of style I’m going barefoot

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a man and his grass. can’t mess with that.

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I don’t care what the dog says it’s a fricken no bones day

[abby simpkins @absofsteal1]

I’m watching my first Christmas movie today and I don’t care who knows about it

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Do people who are bald get goosebumps on their heads when they’re cold?

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Throwback to Pangea lol

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Who needs a class reunion when you’ve got Lakefront Music Fest

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Nail technicians make the best surgeons. Convince me otherwise.

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Did people stop wearing weird shoes or did the phrase “what are thoooose” just stop being a thing?

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Midnight snack? Tuna salad? H E double hockey sticks ya!!

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hot grandma summer

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my friends yelled at me for eating cookies I found on the ground by the drinking fountain but it's been almost five minutes and I feel perfectly fine so who's the real winner here

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thoughts include: what causes inverted nipples, chick embryo limb development, and how shmackin' does a grilled cheese sound