Zima Evangelista

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Found an original copy of the Bible

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Returning from hiatus to share my dear friend Gigi’s GoFundMe - the artist (MPLS Twitter Icon) formerly known as @/omgigi!! 💜 💜 💜
https://t.co/JiBun0xGcy

[Zima Evangelista @absolutbottom]

I… think I have to actually be done with twitter. The past two weeks have been minimally fun or entertaining at all. The algorithm is trash & my feed is nothing but alt-right, conspiracy, racist shit.
Not deleting, but may remove from phone
Random thoughts to BlueSky now ✌️

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Everybody got super upset that Armie Hammer has cannibalistic fantasies but just wants to ignore the fact that Henry Cavill looks like he PROBABLY has them too & we just haven’t found out about it yet

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I sometimes can’t tell if it’s an edited picture of jd vance or a normal picture John C Reilly

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I am rly enjoying MAYHEM !!! Was texting a friend, trying to out my finger on it, but it sounds and feels like a middle of the road mix of The Fame Monster and Born This Way? Idk, digging it!

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Also, made it 34 years but bought a book of stamps for the first time today! *Officially* an adult.

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Perfect birthday so far - shrimp tacos w my parents, treat haul from work coupons, AND a pic w the Kowalski’s parking lot pig (@taylr!!)
Now to be extra adult & deep clean my room, & prepare for a new class starts tomorrow
Peace & blessings 🥰

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@judeinlondon @taylr Thank you!!

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The way this feels like it was 6 years ago?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.

[kathie lee and hoda no context @KLGH_nocontext]

february 19, 2013

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Y’all remember @daddympls? 🥲
( 📸: @Darin_K_ [99% sure??])

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@taylr Wait how much I have rich friends that I’ve never asked anything of

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It’s real life 🥰

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Fucking called it

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I call fucking shenanigans

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I… am very excited about this…

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I call fucking shenanigans

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Hot take: give the mushrooms more robot bodies and let them just do their thing

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I want Theo Von in the press briefs but he’s only allowed to ask google-able questions, such as “how far can a person actually see”

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Get @taylr in the WH press briefing room for wedge live

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Using Margaret Thatcher gifs @ 8:30am to shame str8s in a group chat - I feel powerful