em//edtwt

gw: 120~ugw:100
cw: 133
hw: 140~ lw:112
bmi: 124.4

[em//edtwt @absolute5angel]

• hi my name is em!
• i’ve been on edtwt since 2023 (my old account got banned)
• ugw: 100
• gw: 120
• cw: 133~hw: 142~ lw: 112
• bmi: 24.4
wanted to update my intro plus i’ve locked in big time lately and wanna start fresh.

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[amber 🌺 @ambercarny]

Did your high school have a student ran coffee shop in the morning or was that not normal

[Lu @DonLulio]

ppl be so mad when u don’t wanna kill yourself for the job that pays shit.15 an hour

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

A man you don’t like and find annoying will be like “you really remind me of Aubrey Plaza.”

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

The teens can’t get summer jobs cause all the adults have been laid off from their corporate jobs. It’s all fucked.

[Al Coholic @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[#ctrl @jaketheoop]

scamming doordash multiple times and still not being banned

[venus ☆ @biitemyhip]

cutting it up with people who DO NOT fuck with me at allll 😭😭😭😭😭

[Santana 🌊 @flordomacaruja]

como a vida soa quando voce sai e conhece amigos de um amigo e depois ouve que todos gostaram muito de você

[vahi ⚢ @eidofwd]

watching skinny girls ur age as a fat girl

[☆ Wastiey ☆ luvs sweet potatoes !! @Waste_pil3]

How I feel wearing a revealing outfit and then complaining about how fat I look in photos later

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

How it feels to envision any kind of future for myself

[♍︎ @asaprania]

your friends will dead watch u get big af & wont say anything

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[Mia @miiamiily]

sensação que eu fico qnd tô toda linda, arrumada e não consigo tirar uma foto boa:
https://t.co/KtZXRmOF3U

[Mya ♡ @myaxlana]

aint shit funny when you dont got no car