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[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

No greater stress in life than when you're running out of tokens and claude hasn't fixed the issue for the 10th time in a row. Smdh

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: It’s been revealed the “waste water” used to produce a single 16oz bag of almonds could power someone making 100 ChatGPT queries/day for >385 years.

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

@trashh_dev yes bro it is actually over

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

GPT-6 Astra is world class at Blender and 3 dimensional reasoning. This was a 1-shot game it created, all running in browser.

[hue 🎨 @huebound]

just saw someone copy code from a ChatGPT window and paste it into an IDE in late 2026

[Hannyah @HannyahZ]

This is how you know notch is actually a real engineer and not just a performative retard. AI skepticism is reasonable until you actually try it out and realize its actually an amazing tool for most development work.

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.

𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!

Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!

AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

@trashh_dev true joy in tennis comes from a one handed backhand no joke

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

@everything_ifx *not listening, waiting for my turn* :-)

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

@AntiFeminismAU who let this silly ho speak?

[🤍permabulla🤍 @permabulla]

You must dismiss and disregard anything a woman says about literally anything

[KaizerRev @Kaizerrev]

Nick Fuentes explains why women are the #1 political enemy. Lindsay Clancy & women who defend her are prime examples of this.

"It's time for men to put their foot down & say enough is enough."

This is one of the best monologues Nick has ever done.

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Lindsay Clancy jury tells the judge they cannot reach a unanimous verdict.

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

@MufausaThe3rd install cod4 promod and understand what we were all playing in 2011

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

My Seborrheic dermatitis was one shot by Selsun Gold. I thought I was going to have to live with it forever

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

I should probably try and make something worthwhile before I die

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

We are grooving again

https://t.co/Ufgc0LGvwr

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

@OMGTheMess Japan does this already

[smelly 🇦🇺 @absolute_gronk]

@brainrotpostig Thanks Joe