Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, 2026 Kimi Antonelli highlights were playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and fell asleep. Thank God 🙏❤️
i accidentally pushed on a pull door and the f*cking genius behind me said “u gotta pull it” as if my next option was gonna be to start sucking on the door handle