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[AB @absolutelyasha]

If you thought I was playing... I’m not.

[AB @absolutelyasha]

😭😭😭😭

[laura @melaudrama]

straight women how about you stop worrying about lesbians and start worrying about that orgasm gap

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels to be friendly and hopeful

[AB @absolutelyasha]

today's weather is perfect

[Rob @still713]

The more Blue looks like her, the more she looks like Tina

[walker’s anatomy @RobWalks_]

its so nice seeing color being put back into homes.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Joan Didion, every day is all there is

[AuBRy♨️🇺🇬 @aaubry256]

Most definitely the funniest video I've seen in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[cav empty @cavempty_]

incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really

[✰. @swagoszn_]

Made it to Saturday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 15 minutes.

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I’m completely burnt out but still gotta work cuz I’m broke

[AB @absolutelyasha]

cannot book sun-thurs or fri-sat. deposit does not go towards service. must come washed, blow dried and trimmed. bring your own cape. tenderheadness is not allowed. style cannot be from pinterest. do not turn screen brightness down so i can see if you're talking about me.

[AB @absolutelyasha]

no refunds at all. cannot be 3 minutes late or i will collect your next 3 checks. if i'm late it doesn't matter. cannot breathe during appt. must listen to my phone call on top of music and netflix. cannot use the restroom and if you do that will be a $100 charge. bring own gel.

[Billy and Mandy Clips 🌈 @bnmclips]

they faces killing me why nobody gaf

[Jay Shalé @jayshale_]

oh hiiii everyone over here on twitter 😅 i’m the DJ and yes the song choices were intentional 😂 thank y’all for the love!