Joey Falcucci

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

the Thursday Afternoon @theMMPodcast is up!!

Bill rambles about 2am fights, political douchebags, and buying an old house.

https://t.co/82tC48KWfq

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

Advice to young comics: Don't steal my jokes! Or anybody's. But if you want to use my stage presence and delivery you have my blessing. Enjoy success!

[Kyle G @Kyleklan]

2 RTs and I’m doing a blow out

[Kyle G @Kyleklan]

Top 10 Worst Cities In America:

15: Every
14: City
13: Is
12: Beautiful
11: In
10: Their
9: Own
8: Way
7: Filled
6: With
5: Diversity
4: Culture
3: And
2: Art
1: Philadelphia

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Fuckin LeBron James. Unreal. Funny thing is people will still trash him. Congrats to the Cavs. Future is bright for the Celtics.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

The NFL wants to profit off of black players but won’t let them speak out against cops killing them for no reason. Imagine, for real, being a part of that thinking. Fuck the NFL.

[Kyle G @Kyleklan]

Tryna conceive a grandchild this weekend for my parents, like if interested.

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

NOT GETTING ROBBED https://t.co/bQVmKnYvsg

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Jesus disappeared for like 3 days and y’all were excited when he returned so keep that same energy when I do that in the group chat

[David Cittadino @SupCittadino]

OBPD is seeking your assistance in locating OBHS student Joseph Vitale. Joseph was last seen wearing red hoodie, flannel pajamas, grey Nike sneakers. He is 5’9 175lbs. Please call 732-721-4000 with info as to his whereabouts.

[Joey Falcucci @absolutelynot_0]

@ctlupoo tfti

[The MM Photoshop @TheMMphotoshop]

"We can’t even do what black people do unless we have a fuckin’ trampoline."

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Another great gig!!! https://t.co/GqIEg9eRHc

[Joey Falcucci @absolutelynot_0]

@3arinaZ

[Joey Falcucci @absolutelynot_0]

@megansalva wait a minute.. i thought they liked to be tied down during the hoe phase. and spanked too lol. just when i thought i had this shit figured out.

[Joey Falcucci @absolutelynot_0]

@sanginazondon but u werent

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Sarah Silverman's response to a Twitter troll is a master class in compassion https://t.co/LYKgOxjyFw