absolutemush

Official hate page of Sam Burns and Chicago

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Bryson DeChambeau i'm sorry for betting on you that's my fault I should of known better

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@Balmatron i can't believe i lost 500 on it

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Wyndham Clark never fails to make me wanna kill myself

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Here comes Sunday Sam Burns to shoot even on the back nine to go another +2 to end a tournament. DMs are getting absolutely spammed rn fuck this guy

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Nothing changes with this fucking asshole Sam Burns. can't even dm him too i'm making another account just to dm this loser. my god what a fucking schmuck

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Lost more Nicotine devices than golf balls at the course today. My god i just throw fucking stickers. fuck u Cohn!

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Jack Hughes might be the tuffest person to walk this earth. Not only did he snatch up Tate Mcrae. He left that bitch because she wasn't good enough too???!?!!!! Nah he cwazy tuff

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@KrodieMan bro get off my phone

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Can Young is the same fucking person as Sam Burns. Fuck you both

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Yeah I quit. Peter Malnati dropping 9 under in a bucket hat on my head is really making me debate ode life choices

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I really just clicked the Orioles down 9-0 in the bottom of the 6th. I need rehab so bad

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"SHE MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT
HIDE MY BLICK IN THE BUSH
I LET HER DO IT, DO IT
I MIX OJ WIT DA KUSH" nahhhhhhh Don's too tuff he got me feeling like a YN

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Can't understand one word Shakira is saying but she looking bad as hell. Give her the Golden Boot honestly

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I am now dedicated to DMing Sam Burns one hate paragraph a day from now till I die.

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Sam Burns when he has a legitimate chance to win a major

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13 year old cousin j came up to me and said "I told you Sam Burns wasn't gonna win" I almost round house kicked that little fuck into next week. took an incredible amount of discipline that i almost didn't have

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I had Cam young for 100 grand on the masters shoots +1 on sunday and choked. Have Sam Burns for 25 grand on the open shoots +2 on sunday and choked. HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE TWICE JUST FUCKING KILL ME

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Sam Burns is the equivalent to warm water fucking this fucking loser.

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Sam Burns you are fucking satan himself. I mean holy shit you are so fucking pathetic you da might make me quit gambling for good and that's extremely impressive to get done you squid ass choke artist.

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HIT THE FUCKING BALL SAM YOUR NEVER GONNA WIN A MAJOR YOUR SUCH A FUCKING LOSER SHOOTING PLUS 2 ON A FUCKING SUNDAY