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@TheLongInvest Just waiting for trading212 to open a short! 🤣

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@AlyshaR101 Aren’t they blocked from doing so for like 90 days or something?

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@StokeyyG2 Tottenham winning the league. Historic team, based in the countries biggest city,fans convinced every year that they’re one of the big boys. Often mismanaged by ownership. Have had some moments since their last title when they’ve been pretty decent with world class players.

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@frankmikesmith The funny thing is this conviction American fans have on this topic totally sums up everything wrong with the attitudes of the country as a whole.

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The second Trading212 opens a SpaceX short I am hammering it 🤣.

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@housewelf Babies can be loud, fussy and often mean that the parents are distracted from the day and are constantly disappearing. I’ve got a child and wouldn’t be offended if they weren’t invited.

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LeBron James haters are legit going to have to try and argue that 1980-2003 the league is absolutely stacked. 2003-2021 part timers and bums (except when Kobe was playing when everyone turned it up to 11). Then 2022 onwards the league becomes totally stacked again.

[Jo Popely @JoPopely46493]

@ScottKacsmar Woah way harder for Wemby and putting up better stats, because of evolution...Lebron 07 was against the dead ball era plumbers... That's almost 20 years ago

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This continues to be the single dumbest belief that Americans have about sports. The best player of all time is a 5ft7 Argentinian, the second best player of all time is a 5ft5 Argentinian on cocaine. The third best player of all time is a 5ft10 Dutchman who smoked.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I’m under the belief that if America’s best athletes like Randy Moss, Deion Sanders, LeBron etc played soccer their whole lives the U.S. would win literally every #WorldCup.

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@Morkvarg Was doing brilliantly on one go until my last three were Huddersfield, Wigan, Hull.

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@japan_nobunaga If the reports are true and the museum wants to change the wording “Nanjing Massacre” to “Nanjing Incident” then I’m afraid I agree with the Chinese.

Countries shouldn’t be able to whitewash the horrors they committed in the past.

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@tezilyas Top 5 of all time in his position is interesting. I’d argue Lampard was close we just criminally underutilised him for England.

I honestly think if it weren’t for injuries Ledley King could have been that at CB.

In terms of pure talent Gascoigne maybe, but wasted it.

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@CamillaTominey *Israelis….. you’ll notice he used the word Israeli not Jew. Conflating the two is actually in itself antisemitic.

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Genuinely outside of total goals (which is largely negated by Messi being close and having far better Goals Per Game/Minute stats and Ronaldo having far more penalty goals) what is the argument for Cristiano Ronaldo as GOAT?

It really isn’t close.

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@DALLYRippin @fernandomendoza Sell it now before he plays and the market plummets 🤣

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@JohnSmi77748428 @brndxix I was talking about Trump 🤣.

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@JuliusBlauGrana @brndxix Ok maybe the Browns then. Always shit and a basket case. A relatively new team but they claim the heritage of a much older nation?

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@AAPVera @brndxix I was more going for the fact that Dallas absolutely isnt going to win. To be fair us English are probably more like the Cowboys.

Maybe more like Detroit. Have never won and largely shit but they got ok for one year so thought they’d win despite Goff/Pulisic being secretly shit

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Hahahaha this https://t.co/BvKdM7oCF0 game is so stupid! This team would be insane