Andrea Stans

if you ain't first, you're last~ King University XC/TF

[Jeffery Mead @the_jefferymead]

So @ZohranKMamdani promising to “stabilize rents” isn’t solving the housing crisis, he will make it worse.

Rent control kills development, discourages renovation, complicates maintenance, and makes it harder for new renters to find homes.

[Peyton 🌞 @peytmiller]

Some of you have never miserably shucked corn with your siblings on the porch, and it shows

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If you need a reason to dislike me, I’m pro-America, pro-military, pro-law enforcement, pro-gun, and there’s only two genders. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

New York City defunded the very same people that ran into the burnin’ Twin Towers on 9/11.

Just think about that. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[GT @gabe_tabor]

I swim in Douglas lake every summer and they think I’m scared of Coronavirus lol

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

Imagine: You graduated from Jefferson County High School. You end up on The Bachelor. He likes you and comes to Jefferson County, TN. You take him to the rope swing at Black Oak and then go to El Sazon for supper. He’s impressed by all cows and backroads you take. You get a rose.

[r @abdulhusseinr]

Imagine: you graduated from Sevier County High School. Years later, you end up on the bachelor. He likes you. He comes to Sevierville, TN. You take him to Dollywood to ride the wild eagle. You buy the hand made cinnamon bread. He’s impressed by the cinnamon bread. You get a rose.

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

I still have it if anyone wants to borrow it

[gracen :)) @gracenhenryyy]

y’all remember that one time @abstansberry1 misspelled “lifeguard” on her T-shirt

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

First day of classes: *exists*

Me: *almost late to my 8 am, rips jeans, sits in wrong class for 30 minutes, and eats two chocolate bars for lunch*

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

@hannahspradling I know our fans are THRILLED for this

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

@hannahspradling I call dibs on one

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

Yall are welcome

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

I may not have narcolepsy but I think I got NAPolepsy #sleep #asleep #slept #stillasleep

[Charles Jabaley @Charles_Jabaley]

I would carry Jordan Bone's child

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

Popular Opinion: keep the patriot
#jeffcoaf

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

Where do you learn to make ice cream???? Sundae school!!!!!!

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

@hayley_moore13 It’s a lifestyle

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

Y’all Goodwill should actually be called Greatwill.....there’s not a single thing they don’t have

[Andrea Stans @abstansberry1]

What do you call a person living in Jeff County right now??? Up the creek without a paddle!!!!!!!