kelly

who knows

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@jsin215 @TizzyEnt My coworker followed him out because he took an alcoholic beverage from the restaurant and (even though he said he wasn’t driving) was planning to have a nice beverage while driving in a suburban area on Halloween night. THAT is what he threw at my coworker
-girl in this video

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

I used to be a lover girl and now I just want to fight men.

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

hello I am, in fact, alive and thriving (sometimes). goodbye again

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@pissboymcgee

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

I laugh like me again. 55 days

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

It’s scary how comfortable I’ve become being alone

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

it might be time for me to stop joking about having a sugar daddy and actually do it

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

The pure chaos that ensues as soon as sauce and I are in the same state is absolutely bonkers

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

I think the Tuscon airport is the states form of purgatory

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@DietCoke_Esq This. A half eaten granola bar, plan b, and potato chips. This is girl dinner

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@taybubzz No exactly

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

The fact that I’m at Taco Bell and genuinely thought “this is a good form of birth control” concerns me

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@taybubzz Just manifest pink clothes

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

I have never been called a bitch more than when I finally started standing up for myself and setting boundaries

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@taybubzz @nastasyapal Us live tweeting our ho activities in the GC

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@taybubzz @nastasyapal You’re right I forgot for a second

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@nastasyapal I will not <3 brb going to text “man from Seattle that won’t leave me alone”

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

I don’t wanna be real I wanna be euthanized

[kelly @abstractlykelly]

@zariaraynee I’ve been asking the same damn question