> seja o Niko Bellic
> nasce na Iugoslávia, pai bêbado e abusivo
> casa sem luz até os 12 anos
> guerra dos Bálcãs explode
> Niko tem 13 anos
> irmão morre no conflito
> Niko se alista mesmo assim
> pelotão de 15 homens é emboscado
> 12 morrem na hora
> alguém vendeu a posição do grupo
> Niko passa anos querendo saber quem foi
> guerra acaba
> país destruído, sem emprego, sem futuro
> cai no crime, vai preso, trabalha pro tráfico
> barco afunda no Adriático, o chefe russo quer sua cabeça
> primo Roman manda e-mail da América
> "tenho mansão, carros, mulheres, vem pra cá"
> Niko embarca num cargueiro como marinheiro
> passa meses no mar
> chega em Liberty City com apenas uma mochila
> e uma lista com dois nomes
GTA IV tem o melhor protagonista da história da franquia e não é discussão
No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.
last death grips concert i went to had a woman in a cowprint bikini with a metal choker and i thought oh damn never seen that at a show before. and then a propeller beanie guy appeared and i spent the next ten minutes imagining him getting hit by pickup trucks
In between pressers at MSG, a scrum broke out around Fat Joe and Jadakiss.
Fat Joe with an all-timer on this Knicks run:
“I seen Hasidic Jews break dancing with Black kids. This is the greatest unification of the city since 9/11”
a company that
- pushes raquel
- crowned rtruth as tag champ
- made jey uso world champion
- fueled by nepotism
but doesn’t see the star they have in ilja
ok.
This was 2024, it looked like they had a Batista/Cena thing going, and somehow both men are going to leave 2026 still not having won world titles.
But if I point out that the way that they push the younger dudes is bad I gotta hear about how it’s coming down the line, how these guys are positioned well and that I’m just hating. It’s straight up gaslighting lol.
Triple H booking is just him repeatedly kicking the can down the road. And in the interim, giving pushes to the most random people that nobody has asked for.
No MSG watch party outside the Garden during the biggest game of the year because a selfish weirdo chooses to want to make himself the center of attention during a moment where the vibes have been immaculate . Y’all president is really a weirdo.
Knicks twitter is so funny, somebody said Brunson can eat in this city for free for life and someone replied “he can grab a bite from me like a seagull everyday and i wouldn’t care” 🤣