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[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

What a time this was

[antinom @antinomlenda]

> seja o Niko Bellic

> nasce na Iugoslávia, pai bêbado e abusivo
> casa sem luz até os 12 anos
> guerra dos Bálcãs explode
> Niko tem 13 anos
> irmão morre no conflito
> Niko se alista mesmo assim
> pelotão de 15 homens é emboscado
> 12 morrem na hora
> alguém vendeu a posição do grupo
> Niko passa anos querendo saber quem foi
> guerra acaba
> país destruído, sem emprego, sem futuro
> cai no crime, vai preso, trabalha pro tráfico
> barco afunda no Adriático, o chefe russo quer sua cabeça
> primo Roman manda e-mail da América
> "tenho mansão, carros, mulheres, vem pra cá"
> Niko embarca num cargueiro como marinheiro
> passa meses no mar
> chega em Liberty City com apenas uma mochila
> e uma lista com dois nomes

GTA IV tem o melhor protagonista da história da franquia e não é discussão

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

Me:

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

last death grips concert i went to had a woman in a cowprint bikini with a metal choker and i thought oh damn never seen that at a show before. and then a propeller beanie guy appeared and i spent the next ten minutes imagining him getting hit by pickup trucks

[Wemby Central 👽 @WembyCentral]

Mitchell Robinson

[stan @stanthraxx]

Wasn't expecting to see Banana Lives Matter energy being thrown around

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[⛧ @7700saint]

Dude.

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

In between pressers at MSG, a scrum broke out around Fat Joe and Jadakiss.

Fat Joe with an all-timer on this Knicks run:

“I seen Hasidic Jews break dancing with Black kids. This is the greatest unification of the city since 9/11”

[Zasquiat @MoneyBaggYerrrr]

Overcharging niggas for high school gym shorts smh

[♚ mei ‧₊˚✩彡 @shiraiskys]

a company that
- pushes raquel
- crowned rtruth as tag champ
- made jey uso world champion
- fueled by nepotism

but doesn’t see the star they have in ilja

ok.

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

i dont care about banana costume discourse you guys have a few hours left to talk about this

[TABBY @verypalehipster]

If it happens at a Knicks game it will be the greatest moment in basketball and American history

[໊ @xanborghini]

transplant identification shirt

[Ibou, of Self Made @BackupHangman]

This was 2024, it looked like they had a Batista/Cena thing going, and somehow both men are going to leave 2026 still not having won world titles.

But if I point out that the way that they push the younger dudes is bad I gotta hear about how it’s coming down the line, how these guys are positioned well and that I’m just hating. It’s straight up gaslighting lol.

Triple H booking is just him repeatedly kicking the can down the road. And in the interim, giving pushes to the most random people that nobody has asked for.

[Julito McCullum aka LITO @IamJulito]

No MSG watch party outside the Garden during the biggest game of the year because a selfish weirdo chooses to want to make himself the center of attention during a moment where the vibes have been immaculate . Y’all president is really a weirdo.

[Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO]

El Idolo has spoken 🔥

[Aquille @AquilleAli]

Knicks twitter is so funny, somebody said Brunson can eat in this city for free for life and someone replied “he can grab a bite from me like a seagull everyday and i wouldn’t care” 🤣