Andrew String

Dad, husband, entrepreneur. Maker of awesome things including three sons, many robots, and self-driving cars. Him/he.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Heckler wants to know how to handle work-life balance...

Jimmy Carr's brand-new tour, KILLING JOKES, is starting with dates across the UK & USA in 2027.
Find out more and get tickets at https://t.co/aEh7Y7D3tD.

[ΛRMIN @Arminn_Ai]

Jensen Huang in the Matrix, learning how Chinese spies work

Wait till the end 👀

[StandUpHQ @standupHQ1]

Hell yess!!that is the best birthday prank of all time!

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

The 11 Democrats who didn’t vote on Hegseth’s impeachment:

[Howie Hua @howie_hua]

In high school, I didn't realize completing the square LITERALLY means to complete the square. Here's what I mean.

[Andrew String @abstring]

@ZacksJerryRig You got this!!! Go for it!!!

[Staff Sergeant Johnson @Colonel_Myway]

Shared For No Particular Reason...

[TBC @TBC_on_X]

Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊

[Andrew String @abstring]

@ChowNow has horrible customer “support”. Don’t use them.

[Unlearn16 @unlearn16tweet]

What do you do AFTER you win the midterms?

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Say it with me; Land does not vote, people do.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Thanks Zelenskyy!!!!
Seriously - all hearts bro! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Love,
#Anonymous

[Andrew String @abstring]

No notes.

[Ari K @arikuschnir]

🌊💙 WE WERE ALWAYS BLUE

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Joe Walsh, a former Republican representative from Illinois: “No political party and no president have ever deserved an electoral thumping and a complete political repudiation more than this political party and this president deserve.”

[Andrew String @abstring]

@Bunny_ngl Well done! You go girl!

[ty @tygrswrld]

NUMBER TWOOOOOO BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Holy shit this is awesome.

Dems are laying out the four top investigations they’ll pursue and Trump and his crime family are at the top of the list.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

LFG. #AffordabilityAndAccountability

[Al Franken @alfranken]

First things Dems in the House should do: vote to restore the subsidies for ACA accounts and get rid of the cuts to Medicaid & SNAP. On Day One.

[Michael W. @Michaelskywal]

USB-C has 24 pins, and at least 12 different ways to take them over.

DisplayPort, Thunderbolt, an HDMI mode nobody built, a VR standard that died in 2 years, and hidden ones from Apple and Nintendo.

Here's which pins each one takes.

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

ok good job now pass popular bills and dare trump to veto them. here’s a starter set (all poll at 85% or higher):

- require hospitals to fully disclose costs before providing care.
- require background checks for all gun sales, including private sales.
- ban financial companies from selling customers’ personal data.
- require an enforceable supreme court ethics code.
- ban members of congress from trading individual stocks.
- prohibit former members of congress from becoming lobbyists for five years.
- prevent hospitals from charging more than doctors’ offices for identical outpatient services.
- establish a voluntary program helping employers provide paid family and medical leave.
- require publicly distributed AI deepfakes to be labeled as AI-generated.
- cap prescription drug prices based on prices in other developed countries.
- prohibit hospital facility fees for outpatient clinic services and telehealth visits.
- require organizations spending on federal elections to disclose major donors and identify sponsors of online political ads.