Asad Ansari

Khuda ne kyun dil e dard aashna diya hai mujhe
Is aagahi ne to pagal bana diya hai mujhe

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

@arunp2810 What is UN, UNSC, Int'l law and is it relevant at all? Is there any bigger violator than Israel & US? Sir, we are slipping back to barbaric times!!!

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

@JioCare I was asked to reschedule yesterday and today my chosen time wasn't honoured. It was again rescheduled by you and once more not honoured. This attitude is very distressing.

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

#jio @reliancejio @JioCare With reference to Service Request number SR000037SOY7 for my JioFixedVoice Number connection, the engineer hasn't been turning up and everyday the scheduled visit is being deferred. Pathetic service. @jagograhakjago @TRAI

[Adm. Arun Prakash @arunp2810]

Deeply disheartening !

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

All his troubles started the day he came up with ₹35 MRI and CT Scans.

Lesson : Never expose the system in this country by doing good work.

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

Chaddha was rightly qualified for the BjP. Don't know why the party waited for four years to enroll him.

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

@PriyankKharge Lot to be learned when spine is concerned!!! https://t.co/arqFJlDdlB

[𝖢𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖺 @catale7a]

It's a reverse UNO
BJP's Corporate Jihad against Muslims in India

MH Police claimed, a "conversion racket" going on for full 4 years at TCS Nashik
Q) How many staff converted so far?
A) ONLY ONE
👉One woman converted from CHRISTIANITY to HINDUISM🤦‍♀️

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

When you have a spine, this is how you stand for friends!!!
https://t.co/arqFJlDdlB

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

@ranjona We prodded them into the kitchens of the 'others' and were so ecstatic that we didn't realise when they sneaked into ours!!!

[Shantanu @shaandelhite]

Why ‘Logical discrepancy’ didn’t happen in other states and it’s happening in West Bengal only?

Why SIR was not conducted in Assam? 19 lakh voters were found illegal in Assam, did they vote this time or not?

How many illegals were found in Bihar by ECI?

— Former CEC SY Qureshi

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

https://t.co/IueUwSWp5V

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

[Joy @Joydas]

It is not easy to Outfox Iran, a country with 4th Highest IQ in world (For context, US is 18th, Israel is 48th, India is 50th). Despite sanctions, they have built the most robust tech and weapons. No matter how u spin it, they have already won the War and rewritten War Doctrine

[Mamata Banerjee @MamataOfficial]

I have written to the Chief Election Commissioner, raising serious alarm over the grave conspiracy being orchestrated against the democratic rights of the people of Bengal.

BJP agents have been caught red-handed flooding the Office of the Chief Electoral Officer, West Bengal with thousands of fraudulent Form 6 applications to smuggle non-residents and outsiders into Bengal’s electoral rolls. This is an attempt at voter hijacking, the same dirty game BJP successfully played in Maharashtra and Delhi.

While over 60 lakh genuine voters remain under adjudication and more than 200 lives have already been lost due to the flawed SIR process, the ECI is now suspiciously rushing to entertain these bulk fraudulent applications behind closed doors. This is not only illegal and against the orders of the Hon’ble Supreme Court, but a direct assault on free and fair elections in Bengal.

I have demanded that the ECI immediately stop this undemocratic exercise, strictly follow the Hon’ble Supreme Court’s directions, and ensure that no fake voters are added after the final electoral roll was published on 28.02.2026. Bengal will not allow its democracy to be stolen in broad daylight. The people of Bengal are watching.

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

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[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

https://t.co/w84w0AxslF

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

A couple of close friends were in London 2 weeks back. One morning, they asked the receptionist at their hotel for some directions. The receptionist guided them and then said,'It will be better if you don't step out today.'

On being asked the reason, she explained how many Britishers are now overtly anti Indians and were holding a massive protest on the streets against Indian immigrants.

There's a growing backlash against Indians outside India. For many reasons. Foremost are reasons like this one.

[Asad Ansari @absurdasad]

There used to be a community called 'bhaand'...

[NDTV @ndtv]

Video: Flight To Surat Running Late, Passengers Perform Garba At Goa Airport https://t.co/8uhUbQCIj8

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

In Uttar Pradesh, hockey legend, Mohammad Shahid’s home was one among the 13 houses brought down by a bulldozer. Do you hear the complicit silence of those who should be speaking ?