Absurditee Podcast

We are absurditee podcast and for legal reasons we won't say who or where we are. figure it out. idk what Gred said about the alleged video

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The drug trial over Jake's alleged smuggling goes live in 30!

[Chaotic Stupid: A “D&D” Podcast @Chaotic_Pod]

Huge thank you for 1k plays! Here’s to 10k more! #Trending #dungeonsanddragons #DnD #dnd5e #tabletoprpg #podcast #spotify #applepodcasts #comedy

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ATTENTION
Trade relations between Absurditee Entertainment™️ and Somalia have fallen due to increase price of cocaine in Southern America. Due to this, this week's episode will be delayed sadly until we can pay ransom and verify that it is indeed Luke's finger.

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Hello friends and enemies. To your dismay you may find this week's episode of absurditee delayed. Jake will be in Cuba for non-tax evasive reasons and can only be contacted by omegle chat rooms. Thank you for understanding and paying your "taxes"

[jacob cavilee @JCavilee]

All love to @andrewschulz but hearing about him talk about how old his dad is, he must've never won a "my dad can beat up your dad" argument

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At what age does your ball hair start turning gray? I think mines early

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@rickygervais can you insult someone for 5 seconds for us? I'll send you nothing for it

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It is raining outside, once again proving I am better than the Earth, for I am dry, and you are a moist little sausage. Another win for me

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@madebygoogle Now all of your friends can slowly adjust what race they feel fits them most. Oh most glorious day we've been blessed with oh dearest Google

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I'm going to "bed" now but I leave'th thee a single "Kat Girl" NFT. Hold onto that, itll be worth something in the upcoming years

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I want nothing but enemies and regrets

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@ThatLovePod @PodNationPods Too much love, fight me on a mountain with lightening or at least release my family

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@disneyplus @RealRonHoward Can I legally say they have custody of my family?
(Disclaimer probably a joke waiting on letter)

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@DougStanhope The author of these posts are also a huge Stanhope fan. All the love, ignore us we weren't here. Fuck am I tired

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@DougStanhope I've been on such a hard psychedelic trip for hours so help me god am I going to be useless for days after this and learn nothing

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Get up, sober stanhope!

Trust the drunk me!

Take a day and pack your shit!

Run amok! Go east and then run long up thru the Dakotas and home.

You have time but you dont really have that much time.

Lets fucking go!

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@Pcast_ol @Fave5FromFans I tried for minutes to make a bad pun with 4 fs and I give up. I don't get paid for this

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@Apple Get up to 19 hours of your life physically thrown into a trash compactor with this new storage option!

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@SP_Filmviewers @PodNationPods If I have to make one more badly timed Irish joke so help me