Absurdium

The Absurd Element

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New album "Three Cheese Trauma" out now!
https://t.co/BhHMCkseKa

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@matchahiho Egg shell salad

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My Roomba ran away from home zone.

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The @HunterBiden redemption arch has been really exciting to watch in real time. So glad I got a chance to see this guy in person. I wanted to ask him if his dad was real but didn’t have the balls to at the Q&A.

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I want a gold star for this, @royksopp

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@normposter I hope when I die they don't put me in a shallow grave.

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@buffys You die in euphoria, you die in real life.

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@normposter I like that guys music, and not because he’s a fellow bald or anything.

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@markpoloncarz

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@Govindtwtt No

[The Red X @TheRedX]

This is real btw 🤯

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

The big one's name is Homer. He's the strongest Simpson

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

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@paul_hundred Same.

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@JamieMetzl Shut up, nerd. We’re punch fighting there.

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@unusual_whales I didn't want a foldable phone, why would I want a foldable car?

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Maybe this elephant is not being bullied because it's fat, but because it has a rotten attitude.

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@TheInsiderPaper Don't tell the hippies.

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@JamesCarne49587 He’s fine. Don’t worry about it.