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crazy cat lady and serial sarcastic bitch

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https://t.co/M3oAuz7HlY me and daisy love you. It's in early stages so bare with x

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@asassywhale Just accepted my offer to do biology at northumbria to go on to teaching and this is gonna be me lol

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Very proud of my @DarrenJamesWal1 @mimichocolatedo for completing 11.9km this morning all while I was tucked up in bed lol. Yous are going to smash it. @elliottstrust

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Feel like my step dad is trying to out do me making a twitter for the dog...daisy says she could get more followers @DarrenJamesWal1 @mimichocolatedo

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@jojoblack1905 @kfury We'll be working on the fist pump tonight

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@JohnJamesPunton @GemmaMurray99 Awks

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@GemmaMurray99 @JohnJamesPunton We're essentially just highlighting how bad of a cat owner you are if this isn't already a thing in your household

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@JohnJamesPunton @GemmaMurray99 HAHAHAHAHH ya joking?? Only live for dais

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@JohnJamesPunton @GemmaMurray99 Crease at the shoulder blades!! How much of a stalk have you been on just to provide us with media attention😂😂

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Anything for my number 1 girl💓 https://t.co/IllDzstUEs

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''Did you have a good day off?' 'Yeah, touched Gary Barlow' 😍😍

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Absolutely foaming that daisy didn't even get me a card, she's grounded

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@OfficialMarkO a birdy from #takethatbacktowhereitallbegan told me you like primark socks, I'll be your personal shopper on the 2/11/17☺💜

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Bet she's actually loving it, got the telly on and enough food out to feed her for a week...

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Feel like the worst mam ever leaving daisy for the night, we've not been apart for more than 5 hours😟😟

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Get more phone calls off energy companies than a do my friends and fam...such grown up issues

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@DarrenJamesWal1 #famous 🙋🙋

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Canny get over one of the managers calling them hideous short things 'shallots' and not culottes😂😂